Lips

[Guest]

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[TheeGoatPig]

Ok, here is a bit of an irony.

I don't drink.
I therefore qualify to be with them.
I have only had sex once in the last thirteen years (approximately).
I wouldn't touch any of those mean looking, dried out hags.

 

[Guest]

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[damppanties]

I found I had more guys matched than girls. So I stopped.

The one in front is Sub Joe, isn't it?

 

[Guest]

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[DesertPirate]

To think that someone might have found them attractive

 

[Guest]

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[Stella_Omega]

The one in front is Sub Joe, isn't it?

Yes, but who is hanging off of his shoulder?

... Dollink, I think they are men. In, you know-- drag.

 

[TE999]

I'd have to be drunk to even consider kissin' one of those skanks!

So that leaves me out.

Looks like somebody went crazy with the ugly stick.

 

[Guest]

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[shereads]

Little Hat Shop on the Prairie must have had a big sale.

 

[Stella_Omega]

The men would be sexier.

If I find the link...

62-year old, potbellied ex cop, Irish red hair faded and nearly all gone, weatherbeaten face-- Drag queen. Ugly drag queen.

I wanna be the one in the middle-- you know how much I like headgear

 

[Edward Teach]

I like the spunky one pointing to the sign.

She looks a lot like Barney Frank.

 

[Edward Teach]

If I find the link...

62-year old, potbellied ex cop, Irish red hair faded and nearly all gone, weatherbeaten face-- Drag queen. Ugly drag queen.

I wanna be the one in the middle-- you know how much I like headgear

The one in the middle is Nancy Pelosi, Stella.

 

[Guest]

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[Belegon]

If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you...

 

[Edward Teach]

Teach!

Hey, gorgeous!

 

[Guest]

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[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I think Sarah is envious.

 

[impressive]

It's the bonnets.

Real turn-on, for prohibition era man.

Bonnet sex. New fetish story. *nods*

 

[Guest]

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[Liar]

This is why I always drink booze with a straw.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Ranks right up there with "clown sex."

For being incredibly terrified of clown sex, you sure do bring it up a lot...

 

[logophile]

Hey! That's me in the middle in the crazy hat!

 

[DesertPirate]

Sarahh, pop in and let us know the tornado did no harm!