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[A_Kefka]

Lol, I'm sooo going to try to water thing. I'll practice it alone and then when I'm good at it, I'll poor some water up the cha-cha before playing with hubs then I'll just pretend like I'm uber, uber, uber turned on and then force the shit out and watch him just get like amazed. LOL! That would be so awesome cause it would be fake the whole fucking time and he wouldn't know it!

I have a zombie porno and the first girl really does look dead. They use dry oatmeal and then spray paint over the top of it to make her skin look decayed. Very cool. Except her pussy is pink and doesn't look rotted at all. Kind of ruins it, actually.

Your zombie porn reminds me of something i saw once. It was a porn where the actors were totally covered in blue make-up and dressed like smurfs. So, being there was only one female smurf it was a gangbang, lol. but their make-up was something that came off way too easy for use in porn. That really ruined the illusion (which was more silly than sexy anyway).

As to the topic, I like a toy in my butt sometimes. I usually will go soft if my penis isn't being directly stimulated, even though the toy feels really good. But if it is stimulated I stay hard just fine, and cum quick.

 

[gnathan1]

The truth is that some men stay hard with something in their ass and others don't. Check out some porn films for proof, especially amateur gay porn. I don't see how anyone could know what percentage can keep it up while getting ass-fucked and what percentage can't. Some men experience anxiety when someone else puts something in their ass (the fear of possible damage?) They may not experience the same anxiety when playing with their ass by themselves. Anyway, it's nothing to worry about.

 

[human_male]

I have posted some of the highlights. A good chunk of the number just hasn't been worth mentioning because all I ended up doing was giving a guy a blowjob. I've also had a significant number that didn't go much further than a little touching because I literally got dumped for requiring condoms. Most of the others were just pretty vanilla experiences that wouldn't impress anyone here. Out of my huge number, I practically have enough fingers to count the number that would even be good enough for a story here. Of course, that doesn't mean they were bad. A lot of them just wanted to make out, do a little touching, exchange blowjobs... It's been the exception that someone has even been open to anal.

If I had my way, there'd be a lot more bondage, whipping, needle play, water sports, anal, incest play, age play, sensation play, electro play, enemas, medical play, humiliation play, group sex, scat, bukkake, costumes, video/picture recording, toys, sex in semi public locations...

Yeah, I'm the type that if I were fucking someone and there was a knock at the door, my first question would be whether it would be fun to have whoever it is join us. I just haven't had many partners agree to let me do that.

I'd also be the type to randomly whip out a tape measure in the middle of foreplay and measure a guy's cock while I'm playing with it or whip out a camera and ask to take a picture of it. That's actually gone over rather well. I've even whipped out a cucumber before and asked a woman if she'd like to make a special pickle (since cunt juice gets a lot of its flavor from the acetic acid (basically fresh vinegar) it uses to clean itself). I've never had a woman say no to that, although I usually only do it with the ones I know are more than a bit freaky anyway. It also led to vinegar being a code word for cunt at my last job, so we could talk about sex on the sales floor.

Of course, I don't have the threesome conversation. I have the orgy conversation, which I've brought up right in the middle of sex before on numerous occasions. (usually, when I'm on my knees, going down on them )

Yeah, I'm the type that would make most of the OP on this site pass out from shock. I used to even do recorded webcam shows on xtube.

I admire you for living the life that you want to live.

I wish I had the courage to do the same.

 

[infinity706]

I admire you for living the life that you want to live.

I wish I had the courage to do the same.

I think in your case, you just need to get fucked as soon as possible so you can get it out of the way. I don't normally recommend things like that unless the person is particularly into casual sex. In your case, though, I think you've over hyped things so much that you just need to go out and pop that expectation bubble since it'll just get worse the longer you build it up. Sure, I've probably had more average to great hookups as the rest of the regulars put together, but I've proably also had at least as many idiots as everyone else combined as well. I've been dumped double digits worth of times just on condom use alone. That's not counting people that dumped me because they decieved me into cheating with them and then, felt guilty becaue they cheated. That's not counting the ones I've dumped because they didn't care about my health, safety, and/or pleasure. It's not counting the ones that begged me for some action and then, stood me up. Sex in real life isn't perfect and it's multiplied even worse when you've had as many partners as I have. Sure, I have some great perks, but it's not as if they come without a price.

 

[human_male]

I think in your case, you just need to get fucked as soon as possible so you can get it out of the way. I don't normally recommend things like that unless the person is particularly into casual sex. In your case, though, I think you've over hyped things so much that you just need to go out and pop that expectation bubble since it'll just get worse the longer you build it up. Sure, I've probably had more average to great hookups as the rest of the regulars put together, but I've proably also had at least as many idiots as everyone else combined as well. I've been dumped double digits worth of times just on condom use alone. That's not counting people that dumped me because they decieved me into cheating with them and then, felt guilty becaue they cheated. That's not counting the ones I've dumped because they didn't care about my health, safety, and/or pleasure. It's not counting the ones that begged me for some action and then, stood me up. Sex in real life isn't perfect and it's multiplied even worse when you've had as many partners as I have. Sure, I have some great perks, but it's not as if they come without a price.

I do often think that having a fairly sheltered life where sex is concerned saved me a lot of trouble, money and heart ache.

I did actually go out and get fucked. It was unsatisfying and I didn't feel any different afterward but I'm thinking about doing it again. I don't think I've over hyped things. I didn't expect it to be all magical and chocolate box. What I meant is I have a wild side that I'd like to explore but I don't have the guts. But then I probably couldn't deal with all the crap that you've had to deal with so I suppose it's for the best.

 

[infinity706]

Well, the vast majority of the money I've spent on sex has been condoms and lube. The trouble and heartache weren't much of an issue because I don't get hurt or worried that easily to the point that most people just think I don't even give a shit.

Congrats, anyway, on finally putting the whole virgin concern behind you. I'm sure it'll get better, though. I don't even remember my first time. Of course, that's probably because it was quickly followed by tons of others. If nothing else, though, if you fuck a ton of people and are sober enough to pay attention, you'll at least learn some things you can use later even if the particular encounter was forgetable.

Well, this will probably be my last post since I'm flying out for a cruise in just a couple hours and won't be online until I return at the end of the week.

 

[KerrBear85]

I have posted some of the highlights. A good chunk of the number just hasn't been worth mentioning because all I ended up doing was giving a guy a blowjob. I've also had a significant number that didn't go much further than a little touching because I literally got dumped for requiring condoms. Most of the others were just pretty vanilla experiences that wouldn't impress anyone here. Out of my huge number, I practically have enough fingers to count the number that would even be good enough for a story here. Of course, that doesn't mean they were bad. A lot of them just wanted to make out, do a little touching, exchange blowjobs... It's been the exception that someone has even been open to anal.

If I had my way, there'd be a lot more bondage, whipping, needle play, water sports, anal, incest play, age play, sensation play, electro play, enemas, medical play, humiliation play, group sex, scat, bukkake, costumes, video/picture recording, toys, sex in semi public locations...

Yeah, I'm the type that if I were fucking someone and there was a knock at the door, my first question would be whether it would be fun to have whoever it is join us. I just haven't had many partners agree to let me do that.

I'd also be the type to randomly whip out a tape measure in the middle of foreplay and measure a guy's cock while I'm playing with it or whip out a camera and ask to take a picture of it. That's actually gone over rather well. I've even whipped out a cucumber before and asked a woman if she'd like to make a special pickle (since cunt juice gets a lot of its flavor from the acetic acid (basically fresh vinegar) it uses to clean itself). I've never had a woman say no to that, although I usually only do it with the ones I know are more than a bit freaky anyway. It also led to vinegar being a code word for cunt at my last job, so we could talk about sex on the sales floor.

Of course, I don't have the threesome conversation. I have the orgy conversation, which I've brought up right in the middle of sex before on numerous occasions. (usually, when I'm on my knees, going down on them )

Yeah, I'm the type that would make most of the OP on this site pass out from shock. I used to even do recorded webcam shows on xtube.

I've had fruit sex before! We love strawberries and we got this super giant strawberry in the batch, it was also hallow on the inside and large enough to stick two fingers into. My husband fucked me with that strawberry and then we both ate the tasty morsel.

Costume sex would be way awesome. If my hubs dressed up and acted like Zoro I would wet my panties in a heartbeat.

 

[tonightsthenigh]

<<<What's odd is that there are times where he tells me he's close to cumming but he can't and his cock isn't even hard. It's so weird.>>>


That is odd. ---- I interviewed many men for my book "Got Milked" --- I had nobody that claimed "I can't get it up" while getting their prostate stimulated.

Correct stimulation of the prostate ===== equals mind bending OGs

Enjoy!
Jani