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LilKitKat said:
Not to toot my own horn, but based upon certain comments and messages, I already get a rise out of many without needing to do that...
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You don't need to toot your own horn. I think we'd all gladly toot it for you. And I'm sure we'd all be down to do other things to you I mean for you. 😁
 
LilKitKat said:
Lets play...

Super weird, useless, random facts to get to know you...and me...and everyone!

What is your morning routine? I wake up and usually pee first. Then I put on a t shirt and some sort of leggings or shorts and go for a run or do the stairs that are nearby. I come home and then quickly take my dog out for a walk of about a half a mile or so so he poops/pees. We come home, he gets fed, then I shower and put on my clothes, brush my teeth, all that. I then head on over to my laptop and check email. After 30-45 min ill make coffee and breakfast.

What type of toothpaste do you use? I loooove Colgate Cinnamon paste which is harder to find. I dont like gel as much as paste.

Coke or Pepsi? I prefer Coke, but dont drink a ton of soda to be fair.

TP over the top or party in the back? Definitely over the top.

Do you collect anything? Whenever I travel I grab a decent sized rock and then use a paint marker and write on it when the trip was and anyone's names I travelled with.
I also purchase a soccer jersey from any country I travel to, albeit sometimes I get them after the fact on worldsoccershop.com or similar sites. I have many kits!
Random ppl might say I collect shoes or books or other things but those are not something I specifically "collect".

Whats in your bedside table or bottom drawer etc? I have a pen and some sticky notes in case I forget something. I have a flashlight. I have a pair of glasses in there. I have some lavender room scent spray bottle. I keep my Kindle by my bed. I have dildos/vibes in the drawer haha.

What are some foods you dislike? I dont like the classic green beans too much. Some places, like Din Tai Fung, make them insanely good...like suuuuuuper good. But generally speaking, not my thing. I am not a huge fan of a lot of Indian food. But I have good Indian food too. I just rarely request it or go out for it etc

What are your weaknesses? Depends if you mean...good abs on a guy, or gorgeous eyes hahaha, or if you mean...I suck at ice skating for example. With my health being not as good as it once was due to my stamina/lung issues, I cant do as many high intensity sports or things anymore. I can still jog, hike, ski, retc just gotta take a few more breaks than before. I also am weak for salt (esp sea salt but just...salt). Meaning,...bacon and pancetta and pork in general, potato chips and french fries...tough for me to pass on.

What do you put on your pizza and does it include pineapple? I usually go for a classic margherita, or perhaps a combo of sausage/garlic/onion, and love me a good pepperoni (no pun intended...ok not true!). As for pineapple, I dont order it on my pizza, but I dont judge anyone who does. I will eat most anything on a pizza, including pineapple but my rules are basically...no anchovies, and try to limit to maybe...three toppings.

Brothers or sisters? I have two older brothers.

What is your middle name? Ooooh...should I say? Ok, whatever. Its Juno. Nobody calls me Juno, but I wouldnt smash your face in if you did. I have gotten "KJ" before but most call me Kit or Kitana.

How often do you cook? Most nights. I usually either have a little sandwich and salad type of thing for lunch or any leftovers. For dinners it can be a variety of things. I make my own pasta from scratch usually. I dont make overly complex things usually, I mean its just cooking for me. Tonight is a sesame teriyaki beef skirt steak thing that Ill grill and slice up and put with some rice, onion, green onion, ginger, garlic, carrots, cucumber...lil beef bowl type of thing. Sometimes its ramen, sometimes a katsu pork/chicken, tacos, burgers, pizza, palestinian chicken...etc I love making things from here too: https://www.amazon.com/Binging-Babish-Recipes-Recreated-Favorite/dp/1328589897 simply because I love tv shows. Ive made lots from there!

More of the how often do you...:
Read - every night before bed
Bathe - usually once a week, I prefer showers though
Masturbate - every day unless I am just travelling or something
Work out - usually about 5x a week...if its less than 4 then I am insanely busy or on vacation or sick
Eat dessert - prob 4-5 days a week, but it might be just one sea-salt caramel or something
Talk to your parents - every week, sometimes its a quick call to ask my parents something, sometimes it s 20 min call or I go there to have breakfast or watch F1 or whatever
Check lit - apparently every day
Go on a date - No specific amount...if I am interested in someone,d ating someone then often of course...if theres no one thats caught my eye or whatever then it can be a longer spell!
Watch tv - prob 6 days a week
Play videogames - if I am into a game, then its most every single day, if not (like now) then it can go for a while...
Travel to see family - I am lucky in that my parents go to Italy most every year or every other year. I have gone with them just about every single time. We usually combine spending a week or so in Italy with a few days in another city in another country like in Belgium or France or Austria or whatever works out. In 2017 I was in Iceland, Italy, Israel as an example..."I" countries apparently. I dont often go to Japan but loved it there. I was last there in 2022.
Meet other Litsters - only met one so far. Several others have mentioned desiring to meet me, and one nearly did recently, but when I found out he was a bigtime MAGA guy I told him that I'd still meet but it wouldnt go beyond a cursory friendship and so he decided to end all comms with me because he wanted..."something more".
Sing or play piano or guitar - I sing all the time. I havent played guitar or piano as much lately but need to do. Was thinking of trying to cover another song or two but some are not so easy. Really looking at covering a song from Chvrches, which is arguably my favorite band.


Didnt see a specific question asked? Put it in the comments. I am an open book.
If you ask me anything, you have to answer every single question I posed! HA!

And I hope some of you take the time to respond to those questions as well. Id love to get to know you all a bit more if you are willing to take the 5 min to write it and share with the class! :)
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What is your morning routine? Up early, usually 5am, walk the doggos for 5-7km, which is a warm up for an Australian Kelpie but all I can do with the time I have. Quick meditation and stretch before th family starts to wake. Make lunches, coffee (if I haven't already pre-groud the night before), make some brekky, see everyone off in to their day. Hit the desk by about 7:30. Sometimes I play a game of FC25 before I start work to wind down a bit

What type of toothpaste do you use? I avoid most big brands. I use one called Grants. It's SLS free so it doesn't affect my ability to taste coffee.

Coke or Pepsi? On the rare occasion that I have it, and it's mostly around my KFC wicked wing addiction, Pepsi. Probably once a month if I'm going good.

TP over the top or party in the back? Back...

Do you collect anything? Nothing specifically. I have some espresso cups from various locations but in terms of collection, my photography is a mark of where I've been and what I've seen. I've got quite a few printed photos around my house.

Whats in your bedside table or bottom drawer etc? Books, phone charger, asthma puffer. Some random shit because what would a bedside table be without random shit.

What are some foods you dislike? No specific foods really but random things like cold cheese on a kebab or cheese on a fish burger. Not a hug fan of pineapple on pizza. A go in and out with smoked salmon.

What are your weaknesses? Food and eating too much of it, especially fried chicken. Doom scrolling. Kitana's ass!

What do you put on your pizza and does it include pineapple? Ok, pineapple needs to be cooked, grilled or seasoned, before it goes on. Tinned pineapple is fucking gross!!! But I'm a Margherita critic. When I'm making at home (regularly make sour dough pizza) I make Margherita, Quattro formagio, potatoes and rosemary on a white base and usually with anchovies, prosciutto and sometimes a salami.

Brothers or sisters? A half sister from my dad's first marriage who I don't see and would kick in the vagina if I did. She's a piece of shit and has treated my father like a second class citizen for a long time.

What is your middle name? Allen, Allen, Allen, Al, Al, Allen...

How often do you cook? Most days. My wife doesn't like to cook so even if I am tired and had a day, I still have to do it.

More of the how often do you...:
Read - Everyday at least once
Bathe - Don't have a bath I can fit in at the moment.
Masturbate - it's a love hate. Sometimes every day or more than once a day but I can see if effects my dopamine so I go without sometimes.
Work out - walk every day, gym 3-5 times a week.
Eat dessert - at the moment I limit it to once a week
Talk to your parents - they currently live with me so too many times. I'm building them a new house.
Check lit - Sometimes daily or more, but recently not a lot.
Go on a date - Wife and I try to go once a fortnight but life has been hectic of late.
Watch tv - Almost every day
Play videogames - two to three times a week.
Travel to see family - Never, most are local.
Meet other Litsters - never but I promise you Kitana, I am reaching out as soon as I know travel plans. If there is anyone else I click with, I would meet.
Sing or play piano or guitar - I sing to myself in the car mostly. I play guitar badly, I use it as a tool to calm myself in my day when working.
 
standard_dad said:
What is your morning routine? Up early, usually 5am, walk the doggos for 5-7km, which is a warm up for an Australian Kelpie but all I can do with the time I have. Quick meditation and stretch before th family starts to wake. Make lunches, coffee (if I haven't already pre-groud the night before), make some brekky, see everyone off in to their day. Hit the desk by about 7:30. Sometimes I play a game of FC25 before I start work to wind down a bit

What type of toothpaste do you use? I avoid most big brands. I use one called Grants. It's SLS free so it doesn't affect my ability to taste coffee.

Coke or Pepsi? On the rare occasion that I have it, and it's mostly around my KFC wicked wing addiction, Pepsi. Probably once a month if I'm going good.

TP over the top or party in the back? Back...

Do you collect anything? Nothing specifically. I have some espresso cups from various locations but in terms of collection, my photography is a mark of where I've been and what I've seen. I've got quite a few printed photos around my house.

Whats in your bedside table or bottom drawer etc? Books, phone charger, asthma puffer. Some random shit because what would a bedside table be without random shit.

What are some foods you dislike? No specific foods really but random things like cold cheese on a kebab or cheese on a fish burger. Not a hug fan of pineapple on pizza. A go in and out with smoked salmon.

What are your weaknesses? Food and eating too much of it, especially fried chicken. Doom scrolling. Kitana's ass!

What do you put on your pizza and does it include pineapple? Ok, pineapple needs to be cooked, grilled or seasoned, before it goes on. Tinned pineapple is fucking gross!!! But I'm a Margherita critic. When I'm making at home (regularly make sour dough pizza) I make Margherita, Quattro formagio, potatoes and rosemary on a white base and usually with anchovies, prosciutto and sometimes a salami.

Brothers or sisters? A half sister from my dad's first marriage who I don't see and would kick in the vagina if I did. She's a piece of shit and has treated my father like a second class citizen for a long time.

What is your middle name? Allen, Allen, Allen, Al, Al, Allen...

How often do you cook? Most days. My wife doesn't like to cook so even if I am tired and had a day, I still have to do it.

More of the how often do you...:
Read - Everyday at least once
Bathe - Don't have a bath I can fit in at the moment.
Masturbate - it's a love hate. Sometimes every day or more than once a day but I can see if effects my dopamine so I go without sometimes.
Work out - walk every day, gym 3-5 times a week.
Eat dessert - at the moment I limit it to once a week
Talk to your parents - they currently live with me so too many times. I'm building them a new house.
Check lit - Sometimes daily or more, but recently not a lot.
Go on a date - Wife and I try to go once a fortnight but life has been hectic of late.
Watch tv - Almost every day
Play videogames - two to three times a week.
Travel to see family - Never, most are local.
Meet other Litsters - never but I promise you Kitana, I am reaching out as soon as I know travel plans. If there is anyone else I click with, I would meet.
Sing or play piano or guitar - I sing to myself in the car mostly. I play guitar badly, I use it as a tool to calm myself in my day when working.
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Ok my thoughts:

-tp down the back? seriously?
-first person who comments on me being a weakness! haha! love it!
-anchovies on a pizza? thats strike TWO!
-allen. is this a reference to...
-you are wanting to meet me and its copacetic with your wife??? Sure honey, you can fly there to meet a woman half your age who casually shows her breasts to you daily, no problems...I am sure all you want to do is have some tea together...
 
Jaws82 said:
For booze oddities: I’ve got the 3 blue ice bottles of Breaking Bad vodka. Each bottle has a popular quote from Walter. A crystal head/rolling stones set. Offerman lagavulin scotch. Cider in a limited edition numbered bottle from a band with a album called “road apples”

And my pride and joy: Guillermo Del Toros Patron

I like mozzarella needs to be cooked though. Same with a few others. Let’s put it this way: cheddar is too overwhelming for me.

I’m six foot four. So I’m tall but not freakishly tall. I tend to scope the tall one ina group of girls haha.

Whiskey in the jar by Metallica 🤘
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I had no idea that the 'Hip had licensed their name to booze.

Makes sense though.

I miss Gordie
 
Are you in the States or do you live above the Maple Syrup Curtain/rideau de sirop d'érable?
 
LilKitKat said:
Ok my thoughts:

-tp down the back? seriously?
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Its better than standing?
LilKitKat said:
-first person who comments on me being a weakness! haha! love it!
-anchovies on a pizza? thats strike TWO!
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Good anchovies can be extraordinary on pizza
LilKitKat said:
-allen. is this a reference to...
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Yes it is... I love this video
LilKitKat said:
-you are wanting to meet me and its copacetic with your wife??? Sure honey, you can fly there to meet a woman half your age who casually shows her breasts to you daily, no problems...I am sure all you want to do is have some tea together...
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Welllll let's just say it's not always as straight forward as it seems.
 
LilKitKat said:
Thoughts/things that stood out/things that need responding to:

-how many injuries have you had that require braces or surgery? where?
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I've been able to dodge surgery so far. I've tweaked my knees from running a few times and have neoprene knee sleeves that I haven't used in years. I also have a wrist brace from when I strained a wrist ligament and elbow pads for when my cubital tunnel syndrome acts up. (Elbow pad but with the hard pad over the inside of the elbow = keep your elbow straight while you sleep = better blood flow to the ulnar nerve) Nothing major and I rarely need these things but if I ever toss them I'm gonna end up needing them immediately after so I'm the drawer they stay.
LilKitKat said:
-one brother or one sister?
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Brother
LilKitKat said:
-haha with my history, trust me I am not stalking you or anyone, dont even know your first name (unless its Kieran of course) but no worries.
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NOT TODAY, ISIS
LilKitKat said:
-you watch tv only a few times a year? no news or sports or any consistent shows or ?
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I rarely get a chance to watch tv and usually then it's sports, mostly football. If I have time I usually go for a video game instead.
LilKitKat said:
-Broccoli or Bok Choy probably. I enjoy both of those without issues. Red cabbage isnt bad or anything but weighs nothing so itd be far too much I am sure.
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Good choices. I could totally eat a couple pounds of raw bok choy and be happy about it.
 
Bluebanzai said:
What is your morning routine?
Wake, if at all possible. Check phone. Eat breakfast. Go to gym. Lift things, drop things. Eat second breakfast. After that anything else is considered "daytime".

What type of toothpaste do you use? Tube-based, mint flavoured (it has to have the 'u' to be acceptable).

Coke or Pepsi? Pepsi, Max.

TP over the top or party in the back? What's a TP?? I'm glad at least one other person had no idea. Personally I'm liking the sound of an over the top party, so maybe elements of both?

Do you collect anything? Grey hairs, happy memories.

Whats in your bedside table or bottom drawer etc? Books, toys, pills. Occasional incongruous bicycle spares.

What are some foods you dislike? I'd say nothing, but if you've ever tried the french delicacy called andouillette (tripe sausage) you'll understand why I make a single exception. It's like eating a tyre, that's been driven through a cowpat.

What are your weaknesses? A dodgy shoulder. Or, in the other sense, legs. Particularly in nylon stockings. (Throws optimistic glance in Kit's direction).

What do you put on your pizza and does it include pineapple?
Controversially, tonno e cipolla. Although I could also happily sprinkle other minority interest ingredients on my authentic tomato and mozzarella base. Anchovy. Capers. Olives. All of which is positive, because it reduces the likelihood of having to share. (Oh, and: pineapple, never. Or mango, satsuma, kumquats for that matter).

Brothers or sisters? What, and split the inheritance??

How often do you cook? Daily.

More of the how often do you...:
Read - daily
Bathe - never. But shower every day.
Masturbate - as often as I'm permitted. Go figure. I won't expand on that other than by DM, to KJ.
Work out - daily, gym - free weights - and occasional looong bike rides.
Eat dessert - daily, although usually yoghurt things.
Talk to your parents - 2-3 times a week? Not that they'd remember, nowadays...
Check lit - few times a day
Go on a date - if we include date nights, I guess every couple of months?
Watch tv - daily, but not for over an hour usually.
Play videogames - nope, I'm too compulsive, I'd lose hours to that if I started
Travel to see family - weekly
Meet other Litsters - never. Unless you count 'unknowingly'. We're everywhere. Or so I like to think.
Sing or play piano or guitar - I sing whenever I'm in the car alone. I don't inflict it on others though. My voice is truly dreadful.

Question for Kit: what brought you to lit in the first place?
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Sorry I skipped this, was not on purpose!

Thoughts:

-tp - toilet paper. bathroom tissue. stuff you use to wipe yer arse. English is my third language and I knew this haha.
-nylons huh...hehehe
-anchovies...ooof
-feel free to dm on the masturbate question, if you like

What brought me to lit?
I was on another site, very similar. I was there for about a week. Then twot hings happened. 1-my avatar got removed and it took a while for them to up it, like here, so I asked them to re-insert it and they said "just make a new login"..which I was like..WTF. Then someone in the chat was verbally abusive. So someone from there told me about this place. And I have been here since!
 
standard_dad said:
Its better than standing?

Good anchovies can be extraordinary on pizza

Yes it is... I love this video

Welllll let's just say it's not always as straight forward as it seems.
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tp standing? you mean sitting on a shelf or something? we usually have a toilet paper holder coming out of the wall, where it sits and can easily be unspooled.

Anchovies are gross on a pizza, full stop.

ITs not as straightforward as it seems...what ya got peyronie's disease?
 
kieranhalcyon01 said:
I've been able to dodge surgery so far. I've tweaked my knees from running a few times and have neoprene knee sleeves that I haven't used in years. I also have a wrist brace from when I strained a wrist ligament and elbow pads for when my cubital tunnel syndrome acts up. (Elbow pad but with the hard pad over the inside of the elbow = keep your elbow straight while you sleep = better blood flow to the ulnar nerve) Nothing major and I rarely need these things but if I ever toss them I'm gonna end up needing them immediately after so I'm the drawer they stay.

Brother

NOT TODAY, ISIS

I rarely get a chance to watch tv and usually then it's sports, mostly football. If I have time I usually go for a video game instead.

Good choices. I could totally eat a couple pounds of raw bok choy and be happy about it.
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first time I have been compared to Isis. Usually when U get compared to Egyptian pharohs, goddesses, etc its Cleopatra...
nyuk nyuk nyuk
 
kieranhalcyon01 said:
This is the text message notification sound on my phone
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I had the Thor's Screaming Goats from Thor Love and Thunder for a bit before several friends told me to shut it the fuck down.
I had BMO's "makin bacon pancakes" song too.
 
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