Lil' Froggies

BlondeBeauty

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I am thoroughly confused. Here's the setup to my story:

I have a very close friend that I've known for years now. We've drifted apart lately, so last weekend I invited her to come over and watch movies and pig out on pizza (typical college activities). A large crowd showed up, and we all had a fantastic time. I talked with her on the phone yesterday and she said that she wanted to get me a little thank you gift. I told her that it really wasn't necessary, but she insisted. A few hours ago she came and delivered her package...

What the hell am I going to do with two tadpoles in a fish aquarium?

OMG. This has to rank first on my list of unexpected gifts. What does this say about our friendship? "Had fun last weekend, here's a frog to decorate the place." Should I be concerned? LOL
 
LOL I have no idea what tadpoles mean as a gift. That is strange!!!
 
Hey that is damn cool! You sound like you have an incredibly off beat friend. Hang onto her. She seems like a riot! :) Besides....crazy people make the best friends.
 
Let me enjoy the funniness




Um, I spose you just feed them and grow them and stuff!

Not that I can remember how you do that either
 
I have an aversion to anything creepy or crawly anyway. Tadpoles rank right up there on my list of things that I have no desire to touch or look at...EVER...I'm thinkin that the guy next door might be gettin some free tadpoles tonight. Hey, what she doesn't know won't hurt her...LMAO
 
LMAO

I have no idea either, i have never received tadpoles as a gift before.lol

Why don't ya just ask her? I would.
 
Alright, I wanna see how my gift compares to others...

What's the one gift that sticks out in your mind that was completely unexpected and unwanted? You know what I mean, one of those "Oh god, I hope my fake smile is fooling him/her kind of moments"...

Tell, tell.
 
BlondeBeauty said:
I have an aversion to anything creepy or crawly anyway. Tadpoles rank right up there on my list of things that I have no desire to touch or look at...EVER...I'm thinkin that the guy next door might be gettin some free tadpoles tonight. Hey, what she doesn't know won't hurt her...LMAO

The guy next door would probably want to give you tadpoles of his own.

Oh did you really think I could pass that up!
 
You can always have a "Tadpole Freeing Ceremony" at a nearby pond or creek where the water is slow moving, but not stagnant. Make a cake or something, bring booze, bring friends, and have everyone give a little speech on their take on freedom. Then get "free." Heh. Then get up and thank your friend sincerely and with lots of hugs (kisses if you're so inclined, the guys seem to like seeing that) for the opportunity to stop and take stock of your life and where it's been and where it's going. Gifts like that are more precious than tadpoles.

Unless of course, one turns into a bobtoad, keep that one. They're sexy as fuck.

The weirdest gift I ever received was a single unused athletic sock from my best friend in bootcamp. I still have it.
 
FREE THE TADPOLES!

Actually I like the idea but free the tadpoles and mine are first!
 
BB I just thought of this, one day you are going to have 2 frogs, that jump around and make a lot of noise LOL.

Sorry that stuck me as funny what can you do with frogs?

(ok sappy line coming up here everyone, so hold on to your dinner) You can give them back to her when they become frogs and tell her she can kiss them and see if she can find her prince charming since you have already found yours.
 
Juliangel said:

(ok sappy line coming up here everyone, so hold on to your dinner) You can give them back to her when they become frogs and tell her she can kiss them and see if she can find her prince charming since you have already found yours.

Sorry not happening...

Give me something to wash the taste out
 
Did I say that I was naming the tadpoles? Nu-uh.

I was referring to my two computer speakers. I swear.

Oh darn, guess the lil froggies are gonna have to go...
 
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