Life stories

[sphynx's dragon]

Tealsphynx: Okay, I was WONDERING why when I'm out with you guys you two are always pointing out tits and debating aloud if they're fake or not.. I didn't realize you guys played it all the time. LOL (I thought you were just pervs... oh wait, I guess that's true anyway...)

Hehehehehehehe ...... Pervs? Us? .....well maybe

 

[rosco rathbone]

I was born in Lexington Kentucky in 1948. I have 10 brothers and sisters and 64, yes 64 first cousins. My grandfather was what you might call a patriarch. He was a professor of classics at a Southern University, a horsebreeder and a moonshiner. My father was a Medal Of Honor winner in the Second World War. He was also a no-good alcoholic and wifebeating bum. During my childhood he drifted from scheme to hairbrained scheme, always chasing the pie in the sky and big deal around the next corner. From a franchise for serve-yourself donut kiosks to a plan to breed Gila Monsters as children's pets, he tried it all and failed every time. I mainly remember him taking me to bars as a child where he'd regale all comers with tales of his finest moment in life, the Battle Of The Bulge in exchange for free drinks. My long-suffering mother kept the family together. She was not too proud to beg soup or vegetables from the neighbors when the wolf was at the door. This was insufferably humiliating to my father, who often strapped her openly, with us kids terrified, our fingers stuffed in our ears.

I was a bad kid and did several years in juvie hall for lighting a bum on fire. However, I was a very intelligent child and my parole officer persuaded the judge to let me join the USMC at 17 to avoid another sentence for public mopery. I served 3 tours of Vietnam as a combat engineer, constructing airstrips under enemy fire and recieved the Navy Cross for valor.

After the war, I drifted into the psychedelic, biker, hippie, commune lifestyle, where I discovered dominance and submission. I have wrecked and rebuilt 3 Harley's and have the metal pins in my legs to show for it. After serving some prison time for a crime I did not commit, I went to college on the GI bill and accumulated several Master's degrees. I buy and sell companies. Currently I am owner of a waste-carting concern in Maryland which I intend to sell at a huge profit.

I am married 3 times and divorced twice. My current wife is Korean and mother of my three children, all named after the prophets of the old testament. My eldest son has Down's Syndrome.

Although I suffer from constant pain caused by arthritis and gout, I still enjoy badmiton, tennis, and other net sports.

 

[Killishandra]

Alright Rosco, where'd you rip that fake bio from?

I like the part about 10 siblings, as I myself happen to have 10 siblings.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Alright Rosco, where'd you rip that fake bio from?

I like the part about 10 siblings, as I myself happen to have 10 siblings.

All real, every drop of blood, sweat and sperm.

 

[Killishandra]

All real, every drop of blood, sweat and sperm.

If you're serious, that's a very interesting bio. I had no idea you were married with children (for some reason, that surprises me more than any other solitary fact in your post.)

 

[Marquis]

If you're serious, that's a very interesting bio. I had no idea you were married with children (for some reason, that surprises me more than any other solitary fact in your post.)

He shares his wife with his buddies. The down syndrome kid is probably mine.

 

[Killishandra]

He shares his wife with his buddies. The down syndrome kid is probably mine.

And knowing you, he's not getting any child support payments.

 

[snowy ciara]

I'll go after AA, Marquis, and Gracie do.

 

[rcuhljr]

Posting here could be a catharsis, might have to write something up.

 

[Marquis]

And knowing you, he's not getting any child support payments.

Rosco and I have something worked out, never you mind.

 

[Marquis]

I'll go after AA, Marquis, and Gracie do.

I actually kinda want to go now that I'm feeling better.

 

[snowy ciara]

Please do, it'll be interesting. But mine well, it's a bit well. Let's just say, I like to think y'all think I'm more well-wrapped than I really am.

 

[Killishandra]

Please do, it'll be interesting. But mine well, it's a bit well. Let's just say, I like to think y'all think I'm more well-wrapped than I really am.

*kisses to snowy before I head to bed*

I wish you were in Hawaii, girl. I just put a personals ad up, and I'd take it down in a minute if I could kidnap you and convince you to let me spoil you rotten.

Anywho, I am off for my three hours of sleep before I have to go spend a day checking potential new apartments. Hopefully there will be a few interesting bios to read when I wake up.

 

[Killishandra]

Rosco and I have something worked out, never you mind.

lol, I missed this one.

Too bad I can't think of a catchy come-back. Too tired!

*poof*

 

[snowy ciara]

kissing on killi in a dramatic Rhet and Scarlet fashion sleep well

 

[Killishandra]

kissing on killi in a dramatic Rhet and Scarlet fashion sleep well

Thank you, cutie-pie. I get to be Rhet, though.

 

[canadiancutie]

Thank you, cutie-pie. I get to be Rhet, though.

I think this is my favorite I've seen of all your avs. Your eyebrows look hot. totally.

 

[TaintedB]

I think this is my favorite I've seen of all your avs. Your eyebrows look hot. totally.

Her eyes do too. They make her look like a Hawaiian native...with a little asian in her.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Tell us the life story of your cumsock.

Ok, we have this unwritten rule requiring spew alerts (pun intended) with regard to such witticisms.

Sweet Jesus, i haven't laughed that hard in days.

Didn't you see what Marquis said? After AA went . . . in other words when hell freezes over.

You better start issuing ice skates and get typing darlin'. i've revealed many things concerning my life story in various threads. Or, am i required to provide the Cliffs Notes version?

 

[bronntanas]

Good God, should I warn snowy? Or let her find out for herself?

 

[Private_Label]

Ok, we have this unwritten rule requiring spew alerts (pun intended) with regard to such witticisms.

Sweet Jesus, i haven't laughed that hard in days.You better start issuing ice skates and get typing darlin'. i've revealed many things concerning my life story in various threads. Or, am i required to provide the Cliffs Notes version?

The cliff's notes version please! Otherwise us newbies will have to start an AA chapter to post all the tidbit we can locate....

 

[Marquis]

Come on AA! Inquiring unwashed minds wanna know!

 

[Killishandra]

Thanks CC and TB. I like that pic of me too. I took it with my webcam when I still had makeup on from the night before.

 

[Technodivinitas]

The cliff's notes version please! Otherwise us newbies will have to start an AA chapter to post all the tidbit we can locate....

Much easier to click his profile, and read every post he's written. (I'm not stalking you, AA. I'm NOT! )

Oh, and btw:
~Joins the vast "Killi's Hot" Contingent~

 

[AngelicAssassin]

(I'm not stalking you, AA. I'm NOT! )

Hush, or i'll bring back your least favorite gunslinger.