Life is messy

[ms_ann_thrope]

Seems like I'm always running here and there cleaning up piles of shit. It should be wash and wear. Get up, shuffle off to business, or whatever. Have a nice lunch- maybe a croisant. Drinks before dinner, dinner drinks, then after dinner drinks. Hot, wet sex 'til exhaustion sets in. Repeat. Oh, and my microwave oven blew up. Funny, I don't even cook in it anymore. I use it to warm plates. I hate cold plates.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I can now microwave plates again while I step around piles of poop.

 

[WeedSmoke420]

preech on lol

 

[fluffPE]

I can now microwave plates again while I step around piles of poop.

After wet sex?

 

[Robert_Mugabe]

Yes, it can be...

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

After wet sex?

There's dry sex?

 

[Santa__Claus]

There's dry sex?

...Dry sex is a sexual practice of people having sexual intercourse with the woman not having vaginal lubrication. Vaginal lubrication can be removed by using herbal aphrodisiacs, household detergents, antiseptics, by wiping out the vagina, or by placing leaves in the vagina...

Removing or preventing vaginal lubrication through practices associated with dry sex increase friction during intercourse, which may be perceived as increased vaginal tightness, and enhanced sexual pleasure for the male partner...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dry_sex

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

...Dry sex is a sexual practice of people having sexual intercourse with the woman not having vaginal lubrication. Vaginal lubrication can be removed by using herbal aphrodisiacs, household detergents, antiseptics, by wiping out the vagina, or by placing leaves in the vagina...

Removing or preventing vaginal lubrication through practices associated with dry sex increase friction during intercourse, which may be perceived as increased vaginal tightness, and enhanced sexual pleasure for the male partner...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dry_sex

What the fuck?

 

[WeedSmoke420]

Yes, it can be...

wtf...*PUKES*

 

[lovetoread]

Dry sex sounds painful for the guy, how could that enhance pleasure?

 

[pointless]

it sounds painful for everyone involved. seriously, household detergents? on your junk? god, just thinking about it is giving me a rash.

 

[fluffPE]

There's dry sex?

The poop thing. You do that after? It was MY question.

This thread has gone south...

 

[fluffPE]

Dry sex sounds painful for the guy, how could that enhance pleasure?

It can't.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

The poop thing. You do that after? It was MY question.

This thread has gone south...

It's a metaphor. I don't poop.

 

[lovetoread]

Keep the leaves away from my cooter, kthnx.

 

[jomar]

...

Oh, and my microwave oven blew up. Funny, I don't even cook in it anymore. I use it to warm plates. I hate cold plates.

Is this a metaphor?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Is this a metaphor?

Figuratively speaking. The plate part is documented.

 

[mark_j]

Eat, Shit, Fuck... Yeah that is pretty much the essence of human existence.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Eat, Shit, Fuck... Yeah that is pretty much the essence of human existence.

A philosopher...

 

[TildaS]

Most random thread ever haha......... not liking sound of dry sex or of that mess as for the OP no idea xx

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Most random thread ever haha......... not liking sound of dry sex or of that mess as for the OP no idea xx

There's dry hump or how to have sex on a camel.

 

[MagnumOpus1976]

I want to reply in this thread, but I have no idea what to say. Just no idea.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I want to reply in this thread, but I have no idea what to say. Just no idea.

I'm tickled pink.

 

[Tryharder62]

Well I keep forgetting what the thread is about so I start to read it until I see the bleeding, gross, V-ja-ja. What is up with that?

 

[MagnumOpus1976]

I'm tickled pink.

because I don't know what to say, or just in general?