unclej
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anyone who knows me will tell you that i love laughing and making people laugh more than just about any thing i can think of. these last two days i have heard three of the funniest lines ever.
1. yesterday a friend was telling me of a blind date. "she was a butter head." a butter head? "yeah she had a fuckin' great body but her head would make a freight train take a dirt road."
2. my partner at the music store quoting his father. "if it's got tits or wheels it's gonna give you trouble."
3. in an e-mail this morning from my 24 year old daughter regarding her lifelong friend and why he's mad at her, "he's gay, who the hell knows why he's mad?"
1. yesterday a friend was telling me of a blind date. "she was a butter head." a butter head? "yeah she had a fuckin' great body but her head would make a freight train take a dirt road."
2. my partner at the music store quoting his father. "if it's got tits or wheels it's gonna give you trouble."
3. in an e-mail this morning from my 24 year old daughter regarding her lifelong friend and why he's mad at her, "he's gay, who the hell knows why he's mad?"
