Life in the South

[Problem Child]

My born-again Christian bible-thumping co-worker refuses to say the word fart.

He says "toot-gas".


Jesus Fucking Christ.

 

[Eumenides]

Didn't someone tell him that he couldn't mix his euphemisms?

This gave me a nice chuckle, thanks.

 

[sheath]

You know...

There ARE those of us in the South who only thump our bibles by fucking someone hard enough to knock said bible off the bedside table.



S.

 

[Caroline Lamb]

My, my, you mean there is a pecking order to colonial vulgarity?

 

[Angel]

My born-again Christian bible-thumping co-worker refuses to say the word fart.

He says "toot-gas".


Jesus Fucking Christ.

Give him a link to Lit.

 

[Monazwx]

You know...

There ARE those of us in the South who only thump our bibles by fucking someone hard enough to knock said bible off the bedside table.



S.

Oh sweet Jesus.

 

[Problem Child]

Every black person (or white people that know or associate with black people) must be indicated as such in private conversation between whites, even if the fact that they are black is totally irrelevant to the conversation, i.e.:


"Sharon is really nice. She works in accounting. She's married to a black."

 

[honeylick]

Re: Re: Life in the South

Give him a link to Lit.

then he'll really get the vapors.

 

[freakygirl]

He must be related to my moms physical therapist..

How else do you explain two people using the same term?

 

[Angel]

Every black person (or white people that know or associate with black people) must be indicated as such in private conversation between whites, even if the fact that they are black is totally irrelevant to the conversation, i.e.:


"Sharon is really nice. She works in accounting. She's married to a black."

Do they whisper the word "black" while the rest of the sentence is said normally?

 

[Azwed]

Do they whisper the word "black" while the rest of the sentence is said normally?

Usually yes.

Welcome to the wonderful world of the south easter US.

 

[Problem Child]

Do they whisper the word "black" while the rest of the sentence is said normally?

Depends on who's on the room.

 

[sheath]

Every black person (or white people that know or associate with black people) must be indicated as such in private conversation between whites, even if the fact that they are black is totally irrelevant to the conversation, i.e.:


"Sharon is really nice. She works in accounting. She's married to a black."

There are places in the South where time ended around 1960.

The rest of us, well, we're pretty cool. For the most part.

S.

 

[Problem Child]

Camouflage is not just a french word for blending in with your environment, it's a fashion statement.

 

[WaxNWane]

"Sharon is really nice. She works in accounting. She's married to a black."

Sadly, this is not limited to the South.

 

[freakygirl]

Sadly, this is not limited to the South.

so true

 

[Angel]

Depends on who's on the room.

It's funnier when they do it when nobody else is in the room at all. Do they think black people have supersonic ears and can hear them say the word "Black" from the next town over?

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

Things only seem backwards to you PC because you live in Orange territory (UTenn). As the saying goes, Rednecks turn Orange in the fall. WAR EAGLES!

 

[Saint Peter]

I have a feeling PC's coworker has no problem in calling innocent children bastards.

 

[Problem Child]

Things only seem backwards to you PC because you live in Orange territory (UTenn). As the saying goes, Rednecks turn Orange in the fall.

Lol...yes, I'm sure everyone is much more enlightened in say...Mississippi.


Fuck...it's sad when there are only like four states you can rag on as worse than the one you live in.

 

[Azwed]

I have a feeling PC's coworker has no problem in calling innocent children bastards.

Most likely not if he is like most baptists i have met.

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

Lol...yes, I'm sure everyone is much more enlightened in say...Mississippi.


Fuck...it's sad when there are only like four states you can rag on as worse than the one you live in.

I miss Southern California too.

 

[Azwed]

Lol...yes, I'm sure everyone is much more enlightened in say...Mississippi.


Fuck...it's sad when there are only like four states you can rag on as worse than the one you live in.

AK, Miss., LA, AL. WV see you got five maybe six if you count KY.

 

[riff]

You forgot to mention the snake-handlers and dirt-eaters.

I suppose it makes as much sense as cultivating a Nike shoes fetish and commiting suicide in order to meet the aliens in the tail of a comet. LOL

Not that I subscribe to either. Just an observation.

 

[BgMma]

Not all of us are that idiotic........just a friendly reminder