Life in the Cone of Uncertainty

[Mo_Bandy]

Stay safe muh fuckers .

 

[Mo_Bandy]

 

[Beholders_Eye]

My daughter and husband live in Cape Coral. They just installed a new metal roof on their house, which they hope will get them through Ian. They live on the Florida Gulf Coast, and I live near the Texas Gulf Coast, so the damned storms usually get one of us.

 

[Dribble]

Don't underestimate this one. It is gonna be one of those maybe bad...maybe nothing...ones and those can really bite you in the ass. Don't risk it.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Don't underestimate this one. It is gonna be one of those maybe bad...maybe nothing...ones and those can really bite you in the ass. Don't risk it.

meh thats what they always say.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

My daughter and husband live in Cape Coral. They just installed a new metal roof on their house, which they hope will get them through Ian. They live on the Florida Gulf Coast, and I live near the Texas Gulf Coast, so the damned storms usually get one of us.

Too far south. They will be fine. I spend a lot of time in Cape Coral though. Nice town.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

 

[85Ironman]

Stay safe muh fuckers .

You do the same, dude.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

You do the same, dude.

I am always safe. Tefllon here you know.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Solidarity, fellow Floridian.

I just spoke to a meteorologist and your area might get a decent amount of it.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Are we going to get the rumors ready. You know, just in case? Like a Literotica rumor will or something?

Do be safe. I do want to actually see all of you around again.

And if you do go out and masturbate in the storm, please take pics. I need some good Florida man headline material.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Muh fuclers are scared because dude just showwd up but I am fine as long as Waffle House stays open.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

ah yes, time to start prepping the hurricane playlist and planning the party. The day before I do actually charge a gazillion laptops and tablets. I have movies saved on all of them, I don't want to take the risk of a bored child. Hurricane, not so concerned, days without power and no way to entertain the kid, now that is an issue of concern. Oh we also need to come up with Hurricane Ian puns. Hum, that is not as easy some of the names.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

 

[Mo_Bandy]

 

[Mo_Bandy]

 

[Mo_Bandy]

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Dude just heard first Public Statement for Florida Man not to shoot at hurricane. Happens every time.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Officially now in Hurricane Warning. I have been through a handful of these and this one seems more concerning than usual. I am prepping and working again tomorrow and that’s it for week.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Ya might wanna seduce a few more Litsters before you lose electricity.

 

[Dribble]

If it slows down and hits at a high tide...Tampa could be a New Orleans. This needs to head west...even 50 miles would make a hell of a difference. I have been through several and this one feels off.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

If it slows down and hits at a high tide...Tampa could be a New Orleans. This needs to head west...even 50 miles would make a hell of a difference. I have been through several and this one feels off.

Dude, I am less than 4 miles from Port of Tampa. 10 miles will make all the difference. Going to likely go stay with family a few miles inland as I am in mandatory evacuation zone. 10 feet of storm surge will fuck up most of St Pete and those of us in Tampa near river might be kinda fucked.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Ya might wanna seduce a few more Litsters before you lose electricity.

I am just going to storm bang all the drunk hot needy big tittied neighbors. Should be fun.