Life-Changing Realizations

superlittlegirl

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Sometimes, something will happen that makes me take a step back and really look closely at myself, and examine the way I live my life.

One of those things just happened.

I was posting on the Monday thread with Lance, when suddenly the electricity went out. The cable modem is dependent on electricity to do its thing, so I couldn't send my reply. I waited here in the dark, thinking about the weight of exactly what I wanted to say. I wished the electricity would come back on. When the wishing didn't work, I closed the lid of my laptop and waited in the dark.

A few minutes elapsed, and I got an idea! I decided to masturbate, and I decided to do it the old fashioned way-- without the help of any devices that would rely on electricity for power. I got out a couple of toys, went to the bathroom sink to wash off the few stray cat hairs, and got out my lube.

I got all comfy, in bed, ready to do the deed. And then the electricity came back on! So I opened up the laptop, to write down the observation that crossed my mind-- the contents of this very post.

(Yes, I will be disappearing for a few moments. And yes, I'm going to stick to the plan of celebrating the more primitive mode of autoeroticism.)

The commentary that compelled the commentary amused me, though. For me, it was a realization of some sort, though I'm not sure how life changing.
 
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How about waking up one morning after sleeping only two hours and going through every relationship you have in life..wife,work ect...and realize 90% of them are just purely using you to get what they want...that they could absolutely care less how you felt , what you wanted to do with your life unless it got in the way of you giving them what they wanted...then they attacked you and used guilt to make you comply...that happned to me six years go...I am still changing my life today...to correct this..
 
Rambling Rose said:
You should have had this epiphany while I was still on the phone with you.

*grin*

Damn right I should have! I thought you'd be snoozin' by now!
 
That's definitely much more life changing than what I was up to this morning. I hope things are going in the direction you'd most enjoy, now.

Masturbation helps too, incidentally.


sufisaint said:
How about waking up one morning after sleeping only two hours and going through every relationship you have in life..wife,work ect...and realize 90% of them are just purely using you to get what they want...that they could absolutely care less how you felt , what you wanted to do with your life unless it got in the way of you giving them what they wanted...then they attacked you and used guilt to make you comply...that happned to me six years go...I am still changing my life today...to correct this..
 
Damn, I wanna make a thread that gets SLG to masturbate.

Hmmmm...
 
RawHumor said:
Damn, I wanna make a thread that gets SLG to masturbate.

Hmmmm...
Some gay action between you and me under Gram's direction should do it.
 
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