Letters

[Saint Peter]

Dearest amelia,

Thanks for letting me sit in your lap. It makes me feel all warm and lusty.

Love always,
Pete the Troll

 

[amelia]

Dear Petey:

You'll always be my gnome (you know i prefer gnome to troll).

Ha-Cha,
Amelia

 

[Guest]

 

[amelia]

Dear Ams

That's your best pic so far Amelia.

I'd bone you.


But I think I may be too intellectualy mature for you....


G.

Dear G:

Thanks, I'm glad you like the pic.

Trying to improve my intellect,
Amelia

 

[Guest]

 

[Saint Valentine]

Dear Miss Cheese,

I wish I was talking to you right now.

 

[st4nton]

dear amelia,

it was so wonderful to hear you laugh today.

love

shane

 

[amelia]

dear amelia,

it was so wonderful to hear you laugh today.

love

shane

Dear Shaney:

I had a great time today to. Thanks for taking your April Fool's Joke so well

love,
Amelia

 

[Saint Valentine]

Dear Miss Cheese,

Je pense à vous. Je vous veux. Jusqu'à plus tard, Mlle Cheese.

 

[Saint Valentine]

Chère Mlle Cheese,

Je vous souhaite un jour merveilleux et attends avec intérêt de
parler plus tard.

P.S. J'aime les traducteurs en ligne.

~StV~

 

[islandman]

Dear computer gods,

Y'all suck big-time right now.



Sincerely,

island "I'm going to back up my computer every fucking day if I have to" man

 

[amelia]

Dear Back:

Stop it! I'm serious, don't make me kick your ass. (that would be a funny thing to see *giggle*)

cross and stuff,
Amelia

 

[st4nton]

dear amelia,

your bunny ears are sexy. can i touch them?


yours,

shaney

 

[amelia]

Dear Shaney:

Of course you can touch them...oh wait, you said bunny ears....i thought you said breasts!

no, no one gets to touch the ears.

sorry, charlie.


Hugs,
Amelia

 

[st4nton]

dear amelia,

until i get to touch your ears i will sit at this desk palms down, with my feet on the floor.

shaney

 

[amelia]

dear amelia,

until i get to touch your ears i will sit at this desk palms down, with my feet on the floor.

shaney

Sweet Shaney:

just please, please don't pee your pants. i don't swing that way.

love,
Amelia

 

[st4nton]

dear amelia,

have you considered letting me touch your bunny ears?

shaney

 

[amelia]

Shaney Sunshine:

Yes, ok..you can touch my bunny ears. geez louis.

Waiting,
Amelia

PS: i really want you to touch my ears..i'm just playing hard to get.

 

[WaxNWane]

To my sister,

Recover soon. I'll be thinking about you.

Me

 

[Lasz]

Dear girl sitting in front of me at the bar with her back towards me,

Your thong was really sexy last night. YOu need to pull up your pants because I couldn't stop staring at it.

The guy sitting behind you.

 

[Lasz]

Dear Amelia

Be happy.

Laz

 

[Liontamr]

Dear Oilers fans,

Year after playoff year you keep fooling yourselves into thinking you have a Stanley Cup contending team and that you just may have a hope against Dallas in the playoffs.

You keep shouting "Remember 1997!!" while forgetting the five follwing years where the Dallas Stars proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that the Oilers seven game in in 97 was a FLUKE!

Are the Oilers good? Yes. Are they fun to watch? Of course. Do they always give the Stars a good and tough battle? Absolutely!

Can the Oilers beat the Stars in a seven game series? Hell fucking NO!

You're team is #8.. Our team is #1. Your team managed to get 92 points.. Our team got 111. Your goalie chokes in pressure situations (Belarus anyone?).. Our goalie just posted the lowest GAA EVER!

Face it Oilers fan, your team is about to get it's annual bitch slap from the Dallas Stars.

I'm sure Arnie and Billy G won't mind smacking your team around either.

Much love,
LT - Stars Fan

 

[erosman]

Dear upstairs neighbor,

I think it's great that you and your lover have marathon sex, and that your bed creaks in time with my ceiling fan. I can always tell when you're about to finish her because her moans are qucker and higher pitched. Just one thing though, could you please ask her if she could scream my name tonight when she's begging you to not stop? Just this once, please.

erosman under you

 

[honeylick]

dear pretty butterfly,

you made my evening.

sincerely,
your taste of honey

 

[Saint Valentine]

Dear Miss Cheese.

I miss you and it makes me sad.