Letters

[WaxNWane]

To Little pigs 1, 2, and 3:

Knock 'em dead.

Yours,
My chinny-chin-chin.

 

[Guest]

Dear self,

You are a scared, little girl inside and that is ok. You are willing to take this huge risk. You have let yourself be vulnerable. You have the strength to handle whatever comes.

You never planned any of this. Best laid plans, huh? I guess Mom was right about not looking.

Florida, here we come.

Eep and eeks,

the other girl inside

 

[amelia]

Dear Marxie:

I'd like to formally invite you to join me for party under my table. It's a silly thing I like to do when i'm getting stressed, I make a little tent and take some of my favorite things (books, teddy bear, hot chocolate, and you this time) with me under the table and just hang out in there.

Would you like to come? Please RSVP soon.

With Love,
Amelia

 

[Eumenides]

Dear Ruffles,

I'm not having fun here, Ed. BWAHAHAHAHA! Oh, and I almost forgot to tell you...He might not be able to, but you can fly in your dreams. So come on over!

Addicted,
Pants

 

[perks]

Dear Pants,

We have to do the bar mitzvah dance *laughing* and then I'm gonna kiss you like that. The awake one. I'm going to nap during the commercial. <grin>

love,
ruffles

 

[Eumenides]

Dear international man of mystery,

Thanks so much. I love the company of Blue October. It rocks.

Singing sans shower,
Eumenides

 

[Oscuridad]

Dear career gods.

I needs me a new post because the archdemon who runs the one I have is gettin' all snarky.

Why couldn't I just get paid to run a nice porn site somewhere.

*sigh*

Yours with no hope of a pleasant career move in the immediate future,

- O

 

[amelia]

Dear friends (the ones who helped me edit my paper):

We got a B+ and a "this is well written and well thought out"

Thanks you guys, I owe ya one or two...your choice

with gratitude,
Amelia

 

[Vilac]

Dear Demon-Possessed Lottery Balls,

With hopeful anticipation I played your game yet once more yesterday at noon...thinking of all the wonderous things I could purchase with the $500 that I was surely apt to win. Then, as the annointed time approached and you fouled up the works, I realized that it was just simply not meant to be.

As I went home for the evening, I never even considered to play the very same number for the second, evening drawing last night.
In fact, my mind was on dozens of other things besides the 10 of you rolling around in the cylinder chamber..taunting me.

Of course when arriving at work this morning, and looking at the Lottery board, it was painfully obvious that you decided to pull the very number I played the drawing before.

You are truly evil. Minions of satan himself.

Disgustedly yours,
V~

 

[amelia]

Dear Vilac:

bwahahahahahaha

Keep Playing!

With Torment,
Evil Minions of Satan (EMS)

 

[Vilac]

Dear "EMS",

It's quite alright - THIS TIME! I've been fortunate enough to beat you at your own game more often than necessary lately. How I am accomplishing this is truly beyond me, but it is not to be discounted.

Laugh for now...but soon you will be defeated once again!

Until then,
V~

 

[amelia]

Dearest Ed:

Here's the AV you requested. It loses some of it's details when made to be AV size...but i still like it.

Yours in Ellipticalness,
Amelia

 

[Oscuridad]

Dear Bedilia,

I like it elliptical.

Woof!

- O

 

[Vilac]

Dearest Ed:

Here's the AV you requested. It loses some of it's details when made to be AV size...but i still like it.

Yours in Ellipticalness,
Amelia

Dear Bedila,

Thanks! You're the cat's pajammas...really. I'd even consider letting you substitute for Carol *OR Frankie in my fantasy "ED-3SOME".

"I'll be comin' home next year...."
V~

 

[perks]

Dear V~ and bedilia,

wasn't that kiss last night fantastimorgasmastic?

YUMYUM!

perquita

 

[Vilac]

Dear V~ and bedilia,

wasn't that kiss last night fantastimorgasmastic?

YUMYUM!

perquita

Dear Perkalicious,

Which one?

Inquisitively,
VilEd

 

[Saint Valentine]

Dear VilED,

While your cuurent av is charming in a tragic sort of way, I miss Ed. Could you please put him back up until I get cable again?

Your Brother in Michiganess,
StV

 

[Saint Valentine]

Dear VilED,

While your cuurent av is charming in a tragic sort of way, I miss Ed. Could you please put him back up until I get cable again?

Your Brother in Michiganess,
StV

Dear VilEd,

I'm writing to say that you changed your av before I posted. Your current av is not tragical.

In the interest of accuracy,
Stv

 

[Vilac]

Dear VilED,

While your cuurent av is charming in a tragic sort of way, I miss Ed. Could you please put him back up until I get cable again?

Your Brother in Michiganess,
StV

Mr. Valentine,

Although I would be glad to normally, at the present time I am at my place of employ...and am unable to switch into my "ED-AV" at the moment.

I shall take it under advisement for later this afternoon. Thank you for your participation, and good luck with obtaining your cable!

Meet you at the Goat.....
VilED

 

[perks]

Dear Perkalicious,

Which one?

Inquisitively,
VilEd

VilED<that I'm saying like a poem from "So, I married an Axe Murder>,

The last one, the real one, between frankie and ed, up against the wall. I'm gonna kiss my pants like that.

perkalicious.

 

[Vilac]

VilED<that I'm saying like a poem from "So, I married an Axe Murder>,

The last one, the real one, between frankie and ed, up against the wall. I'm gonna kiss my pants like that.

perkalicious.

Dearest Perk-to-da-licious,

I assumed that is the one you meant, although the kiss between Mike and Carol was particularly amusing. So, I just had to clear up my doubts.

I'm sure you understand.

I kept praying that the writers weren't going to take it overboard and have Mike kissing Ed. That would of just been wrong.

Thankfully,
V~

 

[perks]

VilED,

I know you have the Mexican Jumping Bean!

perquita

 

[Eumenides]

Dear VilEd,

Sweet Ed. Not comfortable with a manny kiss. I would have found it hot.

Horny in Houston (or someplace that starts with H)
Emoodie

 

[Vilac]

Dear VilEd,

Sweet Ed. Not comfortable with a manny kiss. I would have found it hot.

Horny in Houston (or someplace that starts with H)
Emoodie

Dear Ume,

I half expected the "Manny kiss" comment to come from Perkasaurus, but there it is nonetheless.

I'd not be uncomfortable seeing a "Manny Kiss" (as you so eloquently put it) on television, my point was more directed at the fact that neither Mike nor Ed are overly good looking men in the first place, so to see them in that particular scenario would of been painful at best.

Kind of like if I was to run across Oprah Winfry and Janet Reno kissing on television. It just wouldn't do it for me.

Alas, to each his/her own.....

Lovingly,
VilED

 

[amelia]

Dear V-ito:

That AV looks great!

adoringly,
Amelia