Letters

[kidthor]

Dear Amelia,

I miss the spank me av. However, you do have pretty eyes. I forgive you.

Forgivinly,
~KID~

 

[Pagliacci]

Dear Amelia and SLG.

Might I recommend a red wine called Masi,it's a valpolicella that's very good indeed.
As for duct tape might I suggest the ordinary black kind since it doesn't leave glue behind and is easier to pull off after use.

Yours advisorywise:

P.

 

[amelia]

Dear Amelia,

I miss the spank me av. However, you do have pretty eyes. I forgive you.

Forgivinly,
~KID~

Dear ~KID~:

the spanking av will come back again. i'm glad you like my eyes. i like your elvis!

Forgiven,
Amelia

 

[kidthor]

Dear ~KID~:

the spanking av will come back again. i'm glad you like my eyes. i like your elvis!

Forgiven,
Amelia

Dear Amelia,

I'm glad you like my elvis. Umm...You are talking about the av right?

Just wondering,
~KID~

 

[amelia]

Dear Amelia,

I'm glad you like my elvis. Umm...You are talking about the av right?

Just wondering,
~KID~

Dear Wondering:

Of course i'm talking about your av..and other things.

Saucily yours,
Amelia

 

[kidthor]

Dear Literotica,

How come you always crash when people are paying attention to me? Is this a plot?

Not at all paranoid,
~KID~

 

[nasty1]

Dear Amelia,

Jets over Raiders Sun. Love your eyes.

 

[superlittlegirl]

Dear Amelia,

Sounds yummy!


Freya

Dear Silly Freya:

It can't be exactly like last time! I'll bring the marshmellow cream and you bring the nipple clamps. Deal?

Anticipatorally yours,
Amelia

 

[amelia]

Dear Amelia,

Jets over Raiders Sun. Love your eyes.

Dear Nasty:

No effin' way!

love,
Amelia

ps: glad you like the eyes!

 

[kidthor]

Dear Wondering:

Of course i'm talking about your av..and other things.

Saucily yours,
Amelia

Dear Amelia,

This is the point at which the board will crash. ( see the above letter ) I am sorry that all LIt will be mad at you because of my curse.

Regretfully Yours,
~KID~

 

[nasty1]

Dear Nasty:

No effin' way!

love,
Amelia

ps: glad you like the eyes!

dear Amelia,

If they win, I get to spank you. That's a fair wager. Oh...wait. You might like that.

 

[amelia]

Dear Amelia,

This is the point at which the board will crash. ( see the above letter ) I am sorry that all LIt will be mad at you because of my curse.

Regretfully Yours,
~KID~

Dear Thory:

Actually, some cole slaw and potato salad is calling my name. So maybe we will avoid the curse of thor for the night. Here's to Elvis, wherever he might be!

Viva Las Literatica,
Amelia

 

[amelia]

dear Amelia,

If they win, I get to spank you. That's a fair wager. Oh...wait. You might like that.

Nasty, Nasty JETS fan:

when the raiders destroy you, i'll still love ya and give ya hugs.

Full of Grace,
Amelia

 

[kidthor]

Dear Thory:

Actually, some cole slaw and potato salad is calling my name. So maybe we will avoid the curse of thor for the night. Here's to Elvis, wherever he might be!

Viva Las Literatica,
Amelia

Dear Spankaliscious,

Wise move on your part. Let someone else take the blame. Smart and pretty. Good combination.

Cursed,
~KID~

 

[nasty1]

Nasty, Nasty JETS fan:

when the raiders destroy you, i'll still love ya and give ya hugs.

Full of Grace,
Amelia

And, when the JETS win, I'll still love ya, even after you eat all your words, &, grow large warts on your cheeks. Eating words is bad for your health, ya know.

 

[Eumenides]

Dear Kind Older Man,

We're all really behind on our lines, but your blatant lack of knowledge of yours is very hard to play off of. How am I supposed to appease you if you don't sound angry? Please correct this soon.

Yours Flamboyantly,
Eu

 

[Shadowann2]

Dear Friend,
If you move one more time and up root your kids again, I'm going to have to walk away. I can't stand by and watch you screw up your children just because you can't stay in one place and deal with your problems! I'm sick and tired of you expecting me to be there when you live here and ignoring me when you are there. How many times have you moved back and forth in the last 4 years? Like 5 times? Uggggg! That's it! I refuse to listen to you bitch about the same things over and over again, when it's your own damn fault that they keep happening! Grow up and stop subjecting your innocent children to your idioticy!

Your Pissed-off Former Friend,
Shadwann2

 

[kidthor]

Dear God,

It's me agian. Even though you haven't answered my last correspondence, I have another query for you. Why can't long distance be free? In the interset of world peace and loving your fellow (wo)man and all.

Spending My Inheritance on Phone Cards,
~KID~

 

[His_kitty]

Dearest Mr. Kid,

God heard your plea for help and forwarded your letter onto me.

We have a wonderful calling plan that might be of some service to you and help you to keep your inheritance for more important items, such as a new computer.

Please drop by our offices at your earliest convenience and we'll set you up with free calling on nights and weekends. With this plan it will enable you to phone and possibly help (wo)man kind for hours and hours, and potentially several times in one evening.

Thinking only of you and your phoning needs,

kitty
Wireless Sales Representative Chica

 

[kidthor]

Dearest Mr. Kid,

God heard your plea for help and forwarded your letter onto me.

We have a wonderful calling plan that might be of some service to you and help you to keep your inheritance for more important items, such as a new computer.

Please drop by our offices at your earliest convenience and we'll set you up with free calling on nights and weekends. With this plan it will enable you to phone and possibly help (wo)man kind for hours and hours, and potentially several times in one evening.

Thinking only of you and your phoning needs,

kitty
Wireless Sales Representative Chica

Dear Wireless Sales Representative,

This sounds like a wonderful plan. I very much enjoy helping (wo)man kind. I will definitely look into this. I will be stopping by your office soon.

Martyr For The Cause,
~KID~

 

[DarkAngel]

Dear Satan,


Why is it that you keep sending me those dam good for nothing, demons who muck everything up? Please, find enclosed my quarterly report of aqcuired souls.

DA

 

[amelia]

Dear Financial Aid People At My School:

You gave me some good news today, so you don't have to be killed. Now, keep it up. You're not finished with me yet. After the week I've had. I need A LOT more good news.

With Appreciation (and ice cream),
Amelia

 

[kidthor]

Dear Financial Aid People At My School:

You gave me some good news today, so you don't have to be killed. Now, keep it up. You're not finished with me yet. After the week I've had. I need A LOT more good news.

With Appreciation (and ice cream),
Amelia

Dear Amelia,

I need Ice cream too.

Two scoops on a waffle cone,
~KID~

 

[amelia]

Dear Amelia,

I need Ice cream too.

Two scoops on a waffle cone,
~KID~

Dear Kiddles:

This isn't baskin robbins. You'll take what i give ya, and like it!

bossily yours,
Amelia

 

[kidthor]

Dear Kiddles:

This isn't baskin robbins. You'll take what i give ya, and like it!

bossily yours,
Amelia

Dear Amelia,

How forceful of you. *sigh*

Grovelingly yours,
~KID~