Letters

[lobito]

Dear "Sir",

You're so full of shit, and yet you have them wrapped around your finger.
Kharma baby, Kharma.

Always leary in Albuquerque

 

[Oscuridad]

Dear Maganer of the Global Conglomerate for Insidious Evil,

Please stop messing up the software I like to use.

Yours with the deepest contempt,

- End User

 

[Aurora_s_Flame]

Dear Self who's better than this,

Your brain is not there for it's "purdy" factor, so grow some damn balls and say "NO"!! She has no right to do that, and they have even less of one, so stop feeling like it's your fault when it's not.

Sincerely with growls,

Your conscience.

*****

- Memo Returned -

Reason: Address unknown.

 

[lobito]

Dear Prudence...

When you said what you said, when you said it, it made a little bit of a difference. Believe it or not.

John, Paul, George & Ringo

 

[Aurora_s_Flame]

Dear WTF,

I hope you are well today, and I just wanted to know why you keep appearing so often!!! Seriously, you've been knocking me on my ass more times than I can count in recent days. Please either give me a little break so I can catch up, or just come visit while I'm already on my ass. That up and downing is going to give me a bruise.

Thank you kindly, and enjoy your day!

Sincerely, with a tender derriere,

Rora

 

[Secret Pleasure]

Happy Birthday

Dear M.

I didn't forget your birthday.

Hope you're having fun, drinkin a pint or 2 and doing all the things you should be doing to celebrate.

Miss you much.

Your Dr. Malfi

 

[lobito]

Dear Creator of Time Zones,

YOU SUCK DONKEY BALLS AND ASS!

Yours affectionately,
ME!

 

[Aurora_s_Flame]

Dear Tears,

Why do you threaten to fall with the mention of things that have come and gone? Hearing their words just seemed to bring all the emotions to the forefront again, but you desire that, don't you?

I just want a bit of happiness...How else can I ask nicely for it?

~ Rora

 

[lobito]

Dear HER Ex,

You're fucking everything up for me!

Pissed in Pawtucket

 

[Aurora_s_Flame]

Dear Anyone Who's Feeling Generous,

I could really use a wee bit more cash flow for this damned party, which I would totally be willing to pay back...I just don't want to give 1/2 the cake back BTW, since you're feeling generous, mind a lil extra splurge so I can have a chai latte? Thank you!

Sincerely, giving herself a headache,

~ Rora

 

[Oscuridad]

Dear sales department,

Just because it blinks does not automatically make it an effective marketing message.

You can also get attention by poking people with a sharp stick. But afterwards they tend to not like you so much.

Yours with a modicum of taste and restraint,

O.

 

[raindancer]

Dear Letters Thread,

How I still heart you. Memories...like the corner of my mind.

You give good love.

Love,

Forever a Fan

 

[lobito]

Dear "to whom it may concern",

I'm high.

Sobrietarily Challenged in STL.

 

[Oscuridad]

Dear Lit.

Good Morning.

Yes it's almost 11:00am.

What's your point?

Happily in possession of tea,

O.

 

[lobito]

Dear, well, Dear...

If my timing were worse, I don't know what I'd do.

Off Kilter on the river in Cherokee, NC.

 

[Oscuridad]

Dear Universe at large,

Sometimes the fact that it's a whole new day does not inspire much in the way of confidence.

Just saying...

O.

 

[lobito]

Dear Lo,

Stop eating what's on the plate and loading up again. It's always way too full! You've got to stop before it kills you, dude. If ya know what I mean.

Just looking out for you,
ME!

 

[Aurora_s_Flame]

Dearest Members on Campaign List,

I do not have all your answers, nore should I. The purpose in it all is to give you the chance to find out who to ask such questions of, and to not bite my head off. I know that biting my head off is such a pretty option, but please be kind. I'm having a hard enough time of seeing what is infront of me with my head on my shoulders.

Also, if you feel any remorse at all, sending me a massage and something to nibble would be utterly fantastic and I might forgive you for the biting-head-off moments.

Please take this information into account, and thank you in advanced.

Sincerely, in need of an orgasm

~ Rora

 

[Oscuridad]

Dear universe at large,

Ow.

Your uncomfortable citizen,

O.

 

[raindancer]

Dear Letters God,

Please send a plane ticket to NC, so I can squeeze my neice.

Send more pistachio ice cream, without the calories STAT.

And help with the job situation, a future call-back, or a second interview so we can move closer to home, sooner than later.

And one more thing, please stop my cats from wrasslin' before I kick some hairy ass.

Thanks.

Sincerely,

runnin' on faith

 

[Aurora_s_Flame]

Dear Dude in the Ugly Green Saturn Vue,

Turn your goddamned fucking alarm off before I have to do it for you!!!!!!!

Sincerely, with the face,

Rora

 

[Oscuridad]

Dear 'Rora.

I find a large hammer is good for that.

Yours with respect for peace and quiet,

O.

 

[Aurora_s_Flame]

Dearest O',

Thank you kindly for the hammer. That "word that rhymes with brastard" keeps turning the damn thing on and off. I'll promise to clean the hammer of all incriminating evidence before I return it

Sincerely, thinking violent thoughts,

~ Rora

 

[Aurora_s_Flame]

Dear Self,

I know it's terrifyng, and makes your heart ache, but that is part of the healing. Trust is a fragile thing, true friendship even moreso. Don't risk missing out by trying to keep from falling...there are chances of getting back up again. You should know this by now. Love does not mean lose...despite what seems to be the case.

Remember to breathe, and it's okay to cry, be angry, be sad.

It will be okay. Eventually.

Sincerely, just wanting to feel a lil brave again

~ Rora

 

[lobito]

Sweet T,

If that was YOU, then you are most welcome.

I adore you,
Lo