italianGod
AcrossTheNeverNeverLand
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Thanks a lot for your funny contributionsI used to have a blog of all the funny stuff that happens in life and was considering putting it into a book, cuz people just need to laugh more. Here's one of the stories ...and as unbelievable as it is...it's true:
You know those blonde jokes? Well you'd think they're made up, but I had a friend who had a sister that moved to her town. My friend gave her specific directions to her off road home and told her, "Now make sure that you pick a landmark so next time you come here, you'll know where to turn."
The next time she invited her sister out, she waited and waited and waited. Finally, she called her sister's house and when the sister answered she said, "Where are you?"
"I gave up, cuz I couldn't find where to turn."
"I told you to pick a landmark."
"I did, dammit, but it wasn't there anymore."
"Landmarks don't move"
"Well it wasn't there."
Frustrated, the sister said, "What landmark was it?"
"It was a cow and it wasn't there by the fence anymore."
Yep, a true blonde. lol
And please post more from your blog here