Let's Talk Phelia

Lorilei

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I have a favorite Phelia, and she's deliciously sexy, gorgeous, funny, witty, and clever. I don't think she can be improved upon, but you're welcome to make your suggestions.

Or, more fittingly, post why you share my opinion. :)

Parody thread, if y'all didn't get that.
 
i always hear her name in my head as feel-ya. it makes me tingle. her fingers are long and well groomed. that makes me wet. she is a win-win.
 
I do adore that Phelia. She's smart and makes me laugh like a loon.


I wonder if loons are ever actually amused.

Anyway, I do love that gorgeous woman.
 
i always hear her name in my head as feel-ya. it makes me tingle. her fingers are long and well groomed. that makes me wet. she is a win-win.

She makes me laugh and marvel at her wit on a regular basis. And she's beautiful and kind. I :heart: her. I would even go gay for her!

But not really. I like the penis. But I love her!
 
if phelia had a penis...

i'm going to finger myself now.
 
Is she running for office or does she have cancer? This is like the fifth phelia thread lately.


Plus I hate her av's
 
Yeah but that was a parody of other threads. Plus they take over the blurt for pages with the I love each other weirdness and you know who I'm talking about.

Not everything is about you, princess, so quit getting your klan robes all in a knot.
 
She'd apparently get far more pussy than I ever could, if she wanted to.

I'm okay with that.

She's a cool chick.

:rose:
 
Yeah but that was a parody of other threads. Plus they take over the blurt for pages with the I love each other weirdness and you know who I'm talking about.

I must have whoever you're talking about on ignore, or just missed something, because I don't know who you're talking about.
 
This thread needed to be made.

I'd pick apples with her. Whatever that's a euphemism for.
 
Oh you guys :heart:

I'm going to masturbate to this thread so many times.
 
what i think of when I see her name.


Boards on the window, mail by the door
What would anybody leave so quickly for?
Ophelia - Where have you gone?

The old neighborhood just ain't the same
Nobody knows just what became of
Ophelia - tell me, what went wrong?

Was it somethin' that somebody said?
Mama, I know we broke the rules
Was somebody up against the law?
Honey, you know I'd die for you

Ashes of laughter, the coast is clear
[ From: http://www.elyrics.net ]
Why do the best things always disappear
Like Ophelia - please darken my door

Was it somethin' that somebody said?
Honey, you know we broke the rules
Was somebody up against the law?
Honey, you know I'd die for you

They got your number, scared and runnin'
But I'm still waitin' for the second comin'
Of Ophelia - come back home
Lyrics from <a href="http://www.elyrics.net">eLyrics.net</a>
 
I have a favorite Phelia, and she's deliciously sexy, gorgeous, funny, witty, and clever. I don't think she can be improved upon, but you're welcome to make your suggestions.

Or, more fittingly, post why you share my opinion. :)

Parody thread, if y'all didn't get that.

I'm mad about you. And your Georgia peach accent - excuse me for a moment while I sigh myself to death.

I do adore that Phelia. She's smart and makes me laugh like a loon.


I wonder if loons are ever actually amused.

Anyway, I do love that gorgeous woman.

Oh, girl. If we ever got in the same room. I DL'd Wallbanger today! The tale of the missing O has me legitimately spooked. I hope that never happens to me! Fun and adorable. Meow :kiss:

if phelia had a penis...

i'm going to finger myself now.

I want to be a bar full of bikers for you. I also want to be your fingers.

Brains! Want brayyyynnnnzzzz! Oh! Pheliaaaaahhhhh /zombie voice

Gee ess gee ess! Please, dig in. May I suggest that you try it with a little Sriracha?
 
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