let's talk about spooge

[stickygirl]

Portobello or shiitake?

https://draxe.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Portobello2.jpg

https://chefcindy.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/2DA95BA1-DD34-4F1B-B040-88299988DFFE_1_105_c-720x481.jpeg

Sainsbury's

 

[islandman]

And you eating my shit would save on water and toilet paper. Romantic?

Queen had it wrong............women with razor sharp, surgical-steel wit makes the world go round.

 

[Fermina_Daza]

Swallowing makes the least mess. Hair is a renewable resource, so cumrags made of hair could work.

Cumrags? Made of hair?

It puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose again much?

 

[spacekowboy]

Hose indeed.



Also gotta get this off my chest, it's splooge, not spooge. Spooge sounds like a yappy little dog's name.

 

[Fermina_Daza]

Hose indeed.



Also gotta get this off my chest, it's splooge, not spooge. Spooge sounds like a yappy little dog's name.

I don’t care wtf you call it, I’m happiest with it left unseen.

 

[silver gurl]

Smells a bit like swimming pools or roasted mushrooms... so mouldy chlorinated water.

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1497704

 

[lovetoread]

Hose indeed.



Also gotta get this off my chest, it's splooge, not spooge. Spooge sounds like a yappy little dog's name.

dont try to spoogesplain me bubs

spooge works well

 

[Saint Peter]

dont try to spoogesplain me bubs

spooge works well

i prefer the shortened spooge compared to splooge.
my mostest favoritest is spoo.

simple and to the point.

 

[lovetoread]

i mean, have yall seen it come out?

its spooging all over the place

 

[spacekowboy]

She drinkin' wine spoo dee ooh dee

 

[spacekowboy]

i mean, have yall seen it come out?

its spooging all over the place

I never get close enough to get a good look at it. Usually I'm a smidge preoccupied at that moment.

 

[Saint Peter]

i mean, have yall seen it come out?

its spooging all over the place

the sock hides everything.

 

[Fermina_Daza]

the sock hides everything.

As it should.

 

[lovetoread]

I never get close enough to get a good look at it. Usually I'm a smidge preoccupied at that moment.

your phone has a video camera on it

 

[spacekowboy]

your phone has a video camera on it

Was this all a ploy to get nut videos?

 

[Fermina_Daza]

Was this all a ploy to get nut videos?

Is that like nut milk?

 

[Not Normal]

the book i am currently reading is nothing but spooge everywhere and on everyone. i wish it had more hot chocolate, tbh. if you are on my tweeter you know what i am talking about

so it got me to thinking

have you tasted spooge?

nope

have you tasted your own?

also nope

have you ever shot spooge out by accident?

I was a teenage boy, so yeah.

have you ever shot someone in the eye with it?

Not on purpose

have you rubbed it in like it was lotion on anyone?

Kinda...

 

[stickygirl]

Don't fish spooge? The male fish dances next to the female and then spooges onto the bed. If she's up for it she'll splat some eggs and then they both get on with their lives.

https://media.tenor.com/images/35c86fd0973a6fb6c0eb1fc573344d19/tenor.gif

 

[rockcasbah]

Splooge is a verb.
Spooge is a noun.
Sean is a colon.

 

[Brains_N_Boobs]

https://imgur.com/nSdbNQk.gif

 

[thør]

Don't fish spooge? The male fish dances next to the female and then spooges onto the bed. If she's up for it she'll splat some eggs and then they both get on with their lives.

Or, they die.

 

[islandman]

Or, they die.

Or she eats him.

 

[thør]

Great grandpa like cod milt.

I dunno which recipe.

 

[silver gurl]

Great grandpa like cod milt.

I dunno which recipe.

Nope

I am not that adventurous with my food.

 

[Saint Peter]

rocky mountain oystersish