Let's invade the pub.

[KillerMuffin]

After all they're a bigger threat to world sobriety than Imelda and we know for sure it has the fart Bomb.

ppmuffin

 

[QuickDuck]

KM, i read your post right on 5pm on Friday afternoon.

what a BRILLIANT! idea

*hic*

 

[Azwed]

I invaded poland tuesday and will again this weekend.

 

[p_p_man]

I invaded poland tuesday and will again this weekend.

The invasion of EuroDisney is planned for tomorrow if anyone's interested...

That faggot Mickey has had it coming for a loooong time.

ppman

 

[KillerMuffin]

C'mon guys, we need to get into a big debate about those damned Siamists who insist on drinking foreign ale in the middle of the dry spot and Hammer extremists that everyone thinks are terrorists because they go and blow things up when their team loses.

Damned pubs, nothing but wars and all that rot.

Just say "Bob's your uncle" and toss back an ale. None of that cheap Fosters (It's Australian for Bee-ah) either. Only quality stuff for my mates!

ppmuffin

 

[Azwed]

Ever had an Irish Car bomb?

 

[Rhys]

Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europe vincendarum.

(Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe)


I'll have a Molatov Cocktail to go please.

 

[QuickDuck]

Just say "Bob's your uncle" and toss back an ale. None of that cheap Fosters (It's Australian for Bee-ah) either. Only quality stuff for my mates!

Ugg Fosters blows goats

 

[QuickDuck]

just using an excuse to post a few more beer smilies

 

[Debbie]

Ugg Fosters blows goats

Ewwwwwww.
Is it that bad?

 

[Azwed]

Ewwwwwww.
Is it that bad?

Yes it is.

 

[QuickDuck]

Ewwwwwww.
Is it that bad?

yes.... its almost as bad as steinlarger!

 

[Debbie]

I guess I won't be trying Fosters then. Thanks.

 

[April]

Hey, I'm in Europe, someone conquer me.



crappy line, I know

 

[curious2c]

Comes in, takes off his duster and hangs it over the back of a chair. Orders a Red Hook Ale, ESB sits and looks around.

Thinking to himself 'h-m-m-m like the chick with the gun, hopefully no one will hammer me with conversation about Iraq, Iran, or Ipeepee too.

Bar maid brings the cold bottle of beer, the first taste is delightfully refreshing. Almost as good as the stuff my ol' bud Richard makes.

 

[curious2c]

Orders one more, sees the cute chick across the way. Nods with a smile. After a bit he looks around, slightly nervous, he is a bit shy in RL, and to nod a an unknown lady is, well, a bit 'fast' for him.

 

[Guest]

dude

 

[curious2c]

Chokes on beer, spewing a bit out on the table. Blushes very red and grabs a long breath.
"Number, got it. Fuck her? next friday? damn. I odn't know what to say."

 

[curious2c]

Finally, restoring his heartbeat to a semblance of normal he asks Indigo Rose;
"Uh, you always so...straight forward and blunt?"

 

[Guest]

yea

 

[Guest]

no

 

[curious2c]

Does that work with you too? I like to be, well I know this is a bit oldfashioned and all, friends first. Besides, I am really just here for the beer and perhaps some conversation at this point in time.

 

[curious2c]

wow I have never closed down a pub on just two beers before.
Turns out the light as he leaves.

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

So, I post a poll: "Real is the best" and what happens? Two idiots click the 'No, but then I'm just a big girls blouse.'

Only one vote for yes. Mine.

Obviously posted at the wrong time.

Damn. Knew I shouldn't have been in the pub last night.

 

[curious2c]

Turns the light back on, "get you a beer pard?"