Let's Have some Fun

[Boxlicker101]

I kept working on those, just as long as I oughta,
Then I headed to something worth more than a quarter.

"Go on down," Vella cried, 'For my pussy is hot,
And I'll have to charge more if you say you will not."

 

[Halo_n_horns]

I headed on down, intent on getting sleazy
But when I caught the scent I began to get queasy

 

[Boxlicker101]

I headed on down, intent on getting sleazy
But when I caught the scent I began to get queasy

I said "I can't do it. I can't eat your pussy."
So Boxlicker grabbed me and called me a wussy.

 

[msboy8]

I said "I can't do it. I can't eat your pussy."
So Boxlicker grabged me and called me a wussy.

The scent turned out to be some dead fish,
So I parted Vella's legs and made a wish.

 

[Boxlicker101]

The scent turned out to be some dead fish,
So I parted Vella's legs and made a wish.

I wished she was juicy and that turned out true.
I wished she was tasty and that one did too.

 

[msboy8]

I wished she was juicy and that turned out true.
I wished she was tasty and that one did too.

OOC: Hey BL, where are the ladies writing to this thread.

My face got frosted just like a doughnut,
Then I pulled out my wood and started to putt.

 

[Kiss Me]

Forget about golf and concentrate boy,
Or the fees gonna double to get any joy.

 

[mcfbridge]

Kiss me complained we weren't focused enough.
So I paid more attention to her cute little muff.

Forget about golf and concentrate boy,
Or the fees gonna double to get any joy.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Kiss me complained we weren't focused enough.
So I paid more attention to her cute little muff.

Hey, Mac, how come you left Vella so quick
For going down on this hot Down Under chick?

I looked at her AV and got all-aquiver
But Vella can hardly be rated chopped liver.

 

[Kiss Me]

It's the accent you know, it drives them insane,
They all want to play on my hilly terrain.

 

[Boxlicker101]

It's the accent you know, it drives them insane,
They all want to play on my hilly terrain.

What makes you think it's your accent that's cute?
I'd eat you out even if you were mute.

 

[Kiss Me]

Mute you say? I'd have to be dead,
or buried in sand right over my head.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Mute you say? I'd have to be dead,
or buried in sand right over my head.

You can talk all you want but don't get in a tizzy.
I won't answer you cuz my mouth will be busy.

 

[Kiss Me]

Busy we were, so lost in delight
When all of a sudden, out went the light.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Busy we were, so lost in delight
When all of a sudden, out went the light.

That didn't concern me; my tongue knew the way
To lick your sweet pussy by night or by day.

 

[mcfbridge]

So Kiss me was quiet, for once in her life.
And right now she's not acting like anyone's wife.

That didn't concern me; my tongue knew the way
To lick your sweet pussy by night or by day.

 

[Kiss Me]

Packed lunches, clean laundry and other such stuff
Can piss off right now for there's men in the buff.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Packed lunches, clean laundry and other such stuff
Can piss off right now for there's men in the buff.

They say they will fuck me or eat my wet box.
Hooray for their tongues and hooray for their cocks.

 

[msboy8]

They say they will fuck me or eat my wet box.
Hooray for their tongues and hooray for their cocks.

Kiss Me is ready to begin a sensual trip,
She's not wearing a thing, not even a slip.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Kiss Me is ready to begin a sensual trip,
She's not wearing a thing, not even a slip.

Completely relaxed, on her bed she's at rest.
Boxlicker begins by licking her breast.

 

[SweetVA]

Completely relaxed, on her bed she's at rest.
Boxlicker begins by licking her breast.

While Boxlicker licks, Kiss Me first starts to moan..
and when he continues, she begins to be blown...

away by the hunch that this is more than just fun,
Boxlicker has determined there's a job to be done!

 

[mcfbridge]

And a job to be done, must be done right.
So Kiss me could have a very long night.

 

[Kiss Me]

We're lucky it's early and dawn isn't near,
Though what was that noise? Is that knocking I hear?

Naked butt jiggling, he ran to the door
and then with a gasp, passed out on the floor!

 

[mcfbridge]

We're lucky it's early and dawn isn't near,
Though what was that noise? Is that knocking I hear?

Naked butt jiggling, he ran to the door
and then with a gasp, pased out of the floor!

For he really was there, it wasn't a trick.
Standing there in the door, was jolly St. Nick.

 

[Boxlicker101]

For he really was there, it wasn't a trick.
Standing there in the door, was jolly St. Nick.

Although Christmas Day had been two months ago,
For hot sex with Lou, he had mushed through the snow.