If Canada annexes the U.S., instead of the other way around, we get single-payer health care out of the deal -- and FBI agents will have to dress like Dudley Doright! Sweet deal! 
But this is America -- we're too proud to go down without a fight. We will declare war, and then we will carpet-nuke Alberta -- I trust there will be no serious objections to THAT! In compensation, we will stand down all defenses in air corridors leading to Texas. Win-win! And THEN we surrender!
God save the King!
But this is America -- we're too proud to go down without a fight. We will declare war, and then we will carpet-nuke Alberta -- I trust there will be no serious objections to THAT! In compensation, we will stand down all defenses in air corridors leading to Texas. Win-win! And THEN we surrender!
God save the King!
