Let's Give Joe Wordsworth a Pink Belly!

[dr_mabeuse]

Who's up for it?

Lord knows he needs one.

---Zoot

 

[Guest]

I'm in!

 

[English Lady]

Who's up for it?

Lord knows he needs one.

---Zoot

I'm all for giving Joe one *ewg* ....but erm I'm embarassed to admit I don't know what a pink belly is

 

[scheherazade_79]

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I'm all for giving Joe one *ewg* ....but erm I'm embarassed to admit I don't know what a pink belly is

Me neither Maybe it's an American thing.

 

[impressive]

Sounds like fun.

 

[Guest]

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Me neither Maybe it's an American thing.

Nope, cos I know what it is.

Think "slaps", but I'll let Zoot explain properly.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

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I'm all for giving Joe one *ewg* ....but erm I'm embarassed to admit I don't know what a pink belly is

It's a schoolyard thing.

Everyone holds him down and pulls up his shirt, then we all take turns drumming on his stomach till it turns bright pink.

Then he gets up and sniffles and tells the teacher and we all run and hide.

Alternatively, we could give him a creeper. A tweed. Indian Underpants. Oh, you must have a word for it.

It's where you grab a hold of the back of someone's shorts/knickers/undies and yank them up till they get lodged in his crack, the watch him waddle away.

---dr.M.

 

[impressive]

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Alternatively, we could give him a creeper. A tweed. Indian Underpants. Oh, you must have a word for it.

It's where you grab a hold of the back of someone's shorts/knickers/undies and yank them up till they get lodged in his crack, the watch him waddle away.

---dr.M.

Atomic wedgie

 

[English Lady]

Aww thats cruel.

Though you'd need someone to hold him down right?

No No. I'm a nice girl

I'll kiss it better later.


(I hope you appreiciate me sticking up for ya Joe )

 

[cloudy]

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Atomic wedgie

You beat me to it.....my four year old complains when he gets a wedgie.

 

[scheherazade_79]

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Alternatively, we could give him a creeper. A tweed. Indian Underpants. Oh, you must have a word for it.

It's where you grab a hold of the back of someone's shorts/knickers/undies and yank them up till they get lodged in his crack, the watch him waddle away.

---dr.M.

We call it 'scadying' in Wales. Alternatively, you can give someone a 'wet willy' - it involves sticking both your little fingers in your mouth until they're nice and dribbly, then ramming them inside someone's ears.

 

[tolyk]

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Atomic wedgie

Naw, just wedgie.. Atomic is where you pull the underwear up over the guys head.... ouch..

 

[impressive]

Aww thats cruel.

But, but, but ... EL, he might LIKE it!

 

[English Lady]

But, but, but ... EL, he might LIKE it!

Now there's a point.

I'll stand on the bylines till I see either way then I'll either join in or run and tell teacher

 

[dr_mabeuse]

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We call it 'scadying' in Wales. Alternatively, you can give someone a 'wet willy' - it involves sticking both your little fingers in your mouth until they're nice and dribbly, then ramming them inside someone's ears.

Yeah! That's the idea!

And then there's the Indian Wrist Burn, the Noogie, the Coconut, and the Hertz Donut.

You know what the Hertz Donut is, don't you? You hit someone on the arm as hard as you can and say, "Hertz, donut?"

---dr.M.

 

[impressive]

.

 

[Lisa Denton]

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We call it 'scadying' in Wales. Alternatively, you can give someone a 'wet willy' - it involves sticking both your little fingers in your mouth until they're nice and dribbly, then ramming them inside someone's ears.

Maybe I shouldn't admit this, but I find that very exciting.

I think you just gave me an ear fetish.

 

[Guest]

Now there's a point.

I'll stand on the bylines till I see either way then I'll either join in or run and tell teacher

And I'll be watching you and rugby tackle you to the ground, if you start to run in that direction.




Other things we could do are: Tie his shoe laces together. Stick a "Kick Me!" sign on his back. Give him some knuckle rubs - allow the knuckles of the middle fingers to protrude from clenched fists, and rub those clenched fist on his upper arms, thighs, ass or back. HARD!

Lou

 

[tolyk]

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Maybe I shouldn't admit this, but I find that very exciting.

I think you just gave me an ear fetish.

Lisa, you're priceless

 

[impressive]

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Maybe I shouldn't admit this, but I find that very exciting.

I think you just gave me an ear fetish.

See sex noises thread.

 

[English Lady]

And I'll be watching you and rugby tackle you to the ground, if you start to run in that direction.

Oooh I could quite enjoy that!

 

[Liar]

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And then there's the Indian Wrist Burn, the Noogie, the Coconut, and the Hertz Donut.

Huh. I'm kind of glad I didn't go to school where you did.

Here we just beat the crap out of eachother. But quite evenly so.

#L

 

[dr_mabeuse]

...

Give him some knuckle rubs - allow the knuckles of the middle fingers to protrude from clenched fists, and rub those clenched fist on his upper arms, thighs, ass or back. HARD!

Lou

Yes, darling!

When that's done on the scalp, here it's known as a Noogie. Then if you hit him on the head where you've just noogied him, that's a Coconut.

And if that doesn't work, there's the dreaded Monkey Nut. You have to have hairy arms for this, but you have someone close their arm with their fist near their chest, then someone else rubs their palm over the crease in their elbow, tangling the hair together, When they try to straighten their arm: EXCRUCIAMENTE!

Or else we can get a can of cream of vegetable soup, spill some on the hood of his car and make throw-up sounds.

Something!

--Zoot

 

[English Lady]

Yes, darling!

When that's done on the scalp, here it's known as a Noogie. Then if you hit him on the head where you've just noogied him, that's a Coconut.

And if that doesn't work, there's the dreaded Monkey Nut. You have to have hairy arms for this, but you have someone close their arm with their fist near their chest, then someone else rubs their palm over the crease in their elbow, tangling the hair together, When they try to straighten their arm: EXCRUCIAMENTE!

Or else we can get a can of cream of vegetable soup, spill some on the hood of his car and make throw-up sounds.

Something!

--Zoot

Worringly, I believe Dr M is truly in his element right now...

 

[Guest]

Yes, darling!

When that's done on the scalp, here it's known as a Noogie. Then if you hit him on the head where you've just noogied him, that's a Coconut.

And if that doesn't work, there's the dreaded Monkey Nut. You have to have hairy arms for this, but you have someone close their arm with their fist near their chest, then someone else rubs their palm over the crease in their elbow, tangling the hair together, When they try to straighten their arm: EXCRUCIAMENTE!

Or else we can get a can of cream of vegetable soup, spill some on the hood of his car and make throw-up sounds.

Something!

--Zoot

Zoot called me "darling"!!!

That deserves a



I love your style. Yes, we should do all of that, then point and laugh.

Lou