Let's Be Flawsome

[RyanBlack]

I haven't even GOTTEN to my warts yet.

well I think the hairy one on your nose is very attractive

 

[Lorilei]

I'm way rounder than I should be.

I'm obstinate.

I'm lazy.

I'm not very well-educated, and that's my own fault, because I'm not dumb.

I tend to be too emotional.

I can be short-tempered and sharp-tongued.

I often isolate myself, even while I whine about being lonely.

There have been many times I've done the wrong thing.

I'm amusing and entertaining initially, but rarely hold anyone's interest for long.

I'm a good kisser, though.

 

[Wings27]

I can help you remove them!

I just bet you can.

well I think the hairy one on your nose is very attractive

*wiggles my nose* Why thank ya

 

[BradBigBrain]

I just bet you can.



*wiggles my nose* Why thank ya

Oh honey, you know I can!

 

[RyanBlack]

I'm a good kisser,

ahhhhhhhhhhh finally a flaw I can identify with


maybe we need to form a support group

 

[Lorilei]

ahhhhhhhhhhh finally a flaw I can identify with


maybe we need to form a support group

Maybe we do.

 

[Irish_Daddy]

What a lovely thread....

I am short, I am round, I creak when I stand.

I am loyal to the point of pain and when I love its without condition which often brings its own kind of pain.

I'm stubborn, I don't suffer fools gladly, I am often impatient.

I jump to conclusions, I'm self critical, I have little self confidence.

And Beautiful.

 

[sexphene1]

I drink too much, in situations i shouldnt

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

I'm a bit useless til I've had my first coffee of the day.

 

[Essa]

What a flawsome idea for a thread

Hmmm, let's see, we could be here a while....

I'm short...But on the plus side I can get handsome men to pass me things off the top shelf's in supermarkets.

I'm fat....I can eat as much chocolate as I want and not give a flying fuck.

I have one tit way bigger than the other

When unleashed it swings past my knee

I'm mardy...But that normally means I get what I want.

I suffer from PMT.....when I choose.

I smoke to much...Reaches for my zillionth cigarette of the day

I drink to much....Opens another bottle of voddie.

I give great head

O.K, the last one you might not think of as a flaw but when they're queuing around the block, believe me it is

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

What a flawsome idea for a thread

Hmmm, let's see, we could be here a while....

I'm short...But on the plus side I can get handsome men to pass me things off the top shelf's in supermarkets.

I'm fat....I can eat as much chocolate as I want and not give a flying fuck.

I have one tit way bigger than the other

When unleashed it swings past my knee

I'm mardy...But that normally means I get what I want.

I suffer from PMT.....when I choose.

I smoke to much...Reaches for my zillionth cigarette of the day

I drink to much....Opens another bottle of voddie.

I give great head

O.K, the last one you might not think of as a flaw but when they're queuing around the block, believe me it is

You are flawtastically awesome babe

 

[mwmnpa]

I'm not very well-educated, and that's my own fault, because I'm not dumb.

Don't confuse being educated with being smart.

I tend to correct people too much, whether I know them or not.

 

[msmaggie]

More? More!

I have a very strong addiction gene. I often feel it rubbing against me, like a scratchy wool sweater.

When I get nervous I bite my nails.

I have no patience for drama.

I push my friends to be better, to have more sex, to be adventurous.

I will answer "I'm fine" to any question about my health that I don't want to answer, or that I feel the person asking me will not be able to handle the truth.

I have often taken very large risks, with sex, with my health, with adventure. And I don't regret one single second of it.

And if I die tonight I will not disown a single thing about myself.

You are flawesome!

 

[Lorilei]

I use the words "actually" and "really" far too often.

 

[theravenfox]

What a flawsome idea for a thread

Hmmm, let's see, we could be here a while....

I'm short...But on the plus side I can get handsome men to pass me things off the top shelf's in supermarkets.

I'm fat....I can eat as much chocolate as I want and not give a flying fuck.

I have one tit way bigger than the other

When unleashed it swings past my knee

I'm mardy...But that normally means I get what I want.

I suffer from PMT.....when I choose.

I smoke to much...Reaches for my zillionth cigarette of the day

I drink to much....Opens another bottle of voddie.

I give great head

O.K, the last one you might not think of as a flaw but when they're queuing around the block, believe me it is

I love a woman who embraces her flaws!

I'm pretty good at giving head too...care to let me take your overflow??? LOL

 

[Mrs.H]

I say "You know?" just WAY too much.

I use exclamation points FAR too often.

I talk on the phone excessively.

My punctuation seriously sucks.

I wear my heart on my sleeve.

 

[theravenfox]

I'm a bit useless til I've had my first coffee of the day.

That's not a flaw, lovely...that's CHEMISTRY

I am TOTALLY USELESS before I"ve had ALOT of coffee

 

[theravenfox]

I'm way rounder than I should be.

I'm obstinate.

I'm lazy.

I'm not very well-educated, and that's my own fault, because I'm not dumb.

I tend to be too emotional.

I can be short-tempered and sharp-tongued.

I often isolate myself, even while I whine about being lonely.

There have been many times I've done the wrong thing.

I'm amusing and entertaining initially, but rarely hold anyone's interest for long.

I'm a good kisser, though.

You're so awesome, you need you're own category, Lorilei!!! You're fantabulous and beautiful and just amazing. Embrace your flaws (hey, can i embrace your round flaw? I like curvy girls )

 

[theravenfox]

I say "You know?" just WAY too much.

I use exclamation points FAR too often.

I talk on the phone excessively.

My punctuation seriously sucks.

I wear my heart on my sleeve.

You are flawlessly awesome.

 

[kairotic]

I too am useless without 8 or 9 cups of coffee in me.

I don't share enough with people I should, and too much with those I shouldn't.

I'm horrible at relaxing, and it's not entirely healthy that liquor is the only thing that helps me shut my brain off.

 

[NattyBumppo]

I'm way rounder than I should be.

I'm obstinate.

I'm lazy.

I'm not very well-educated, and that's my own fault, because I'm not dumb.

I tend to be too emotional.

I can be short-tempered and sharp-tongued.

I often isolate myself, even while I whine about being lonely.

There have been many times I've done the wrong thing.

I'm amusing and entertaining initially, but rarely hold anyone's interest for long.

I'm a good kisser, though.

Well, you know how I feel about you.

 

[Lorilei]

You're so awesome, you need you're own category, Lorilei!!! You're fantabulous and beautiful and just amazing. Embrace your flaws (hey, can i embrace your round flaw? I like curvy girls )

Aw, shucks.

I too am useless without 8 or 9 cups of coffee in me.

I don't share enough with people I should, and too much with those I shouldn't.

I'm horrible at relaxing, and it's not entirely healthy that liquor is the only thing that helps me shut my brain off.

Those last two are me to a T.

 

[Lorilei]

Well, you know how I feel about you.

LOL. Y'all are completely goofy, do you know that?

 

[kairotic]

Aw, shucks.


Those last two are me to a T.

Funny you said that, because this one:

I often isolate myself, even while I whine about being lonely.

... is me to a T

 

[theravenfox]

I too am useless without 8 or 9 cups of coffee in me.

I don't share enough with people I should, and too much with those I shouldn't.

I'm horrible at relaxing, and it's not entirely healthy that liquor is the only thing that helps me shut my brain off.

Yes I can see how being super intelligent and witty can be a FLAW...lol

You just have to order your thoughts so that you are thinking relaxing thoughts...just very very quickly. LOL