Let the Crisis Begin

[xSleepingBeauty]

Nobody was interested in my boob bread?

Fine.

Your hands. So sexy.

 

[Sexynsweet]

Here

For fuck's sake.




Just in a mood tonight.

Hey! I'm in a mood too!

I love when that happens.

Hopefully you put this in the hands in your pants thread?

 

[Sexynsweet]

Making Sourdough bread has been on my to do list for quite some time. I know it takes quite a bit of time and work.

So last week I got the starter going. Let it do its thing all week.

Fed it again early this weekend.

Yesterday morning was go time. Took half the starter early. Gave it some ingredients. Let it rest. Bubble up. Gave it the rest of the ingredients later. Mixed it. Kneaded the fuck out of it. Let it rise.

I came back to it a couple hours later. Punched it down. Split it in two. Formed round loaves. Covered and let it rise again.

Came back a couple hours later. Was so happy with how it rose, I took a picture.

That's perfect bread for you!

 

[Massive Grooves]

Your hands. So sexy.

Thank you.

They have their uses.

I won't even make a list.

 

[Massive Grooves]

Hey! I'm in a mood too!

I love when that happens.

Hopefully you put this in the hands in your pants thread?

What?

It won't even be on my thread long.

Let's be in a mood together.

 

[Massive Grooves]

That's perfect bread for you!

I suddenly became excited to get it in my mouth...

 

[xSleepingBeauty]

Thank you.

They have their uses.

I won't even make a list.

Like making bread! Yum.

And touching. Surely that's on your list!

 

[Massive Grooves]

Like making bread! Yum.

And touching. Surely that's on your list!

Bread, sure.

Touching... Definitely.

I've been told I give good massages.

 

[xSleepingBeauty]

Bread, sure.

Touching... Definitely.

I've been told I give good massages.

And I was just requesting one of those....

 

[Massive Grooves]

And I was just requesting one of those....

I didn't hear that request.

 

[MadRose]

Love seeing the sourdough bread boobs, I hope you added some nipples before you baked them. Would have loved to see your hands in action kneading the dough. Would also love to see you holding and perhaps taking a bite out of the finished results. I know, I know, you may have posted something like that before, but I seem to have missed out on all the fun.

A foodie friend of mine once sent me some 1973 sourdough starter flakes she found in a book in her attic. She brought them back to life after all of those years, and dried more flakes. I made sourdough bread, english muffins, and rye bread from them. Amazing & Fun!

 

[xSleepingBeauty]

I didn't hear that request.

I was just mentioning on my thread that I needed a massage. I think those hands are perfect for just that.

 

[Massive Grooves]

Love seeing the sourdough bread boobs, I hope you added some nipples before you baked them. Would have loved to see your hands in action kneading the dough. Would also love to see you holding and perhaps taking a bite out of the finished results. I know, I know, you may have posted something like that before, but I seem to have missed out on all the fun.

A foodie friend of mine once sent me some 1973 sourdough starter flakes she found in a book in her attic. She brought them back to life after all of those years, and dried more flakes. I made sourdough bread, english muffins, and rye bread from them. Amazing & Fun!

Holding. I may have done that.

Talking a bite? Haven't done that.

Creating food is great. I've compared the smells of cooking to foreplay.

 

[Massive Grooves]

I was just mentioning on my thread that I needed a massage. I think those hands are perfect for just that.

Of course. Massages can be very sensual.

I swear I nearly made her climax from a shoulder/back massage a couple times.

 

[SweetSam42]

Of course. Massages can be very sensual.

I swear I nearly made her climax from a shoulder/back massage a couple times.

Tease! Sigh.

 

[Massive Grooves]

Tease! Sigh.

Tease?

I guess I could be making it up. Not that she would admit it.

You'll learn about me.

 

[Massive Grooves]

All so weird anymore.

Editing and posting as I sit in traffic...

 

[rubydlite]

All so weird anymore.

Editing and posting as I sit in traffic...

Nothing weird about that *because I do it too!*

I like!!

 

[Massive Grooves]

Nothing weird about that *because I do it too!*

I like!!

Traffic is shitty!

 

[rubydlite]

Traffic is shitty!

Face fur! !!....i declare that it shall be law that no man shaves...!!!!!!!

*thanks bad traffic*

 

[Stackeydreams]

yes, that little beard is very sexy.....along with the rest of you.

 

[Massive Grooves]

Face fur! !!....i declare that it shall be law that no man shaves...!!!!!!!

*thanks bad traffic*

But gray beards are wiry and itchy

 

[Massive Grooves]

yes, that little beard is very sexy.....along with the rest of you.

You like it too?

No more body shots.

Just beard shots from now on.

The women have spoken!

 

[Massive Grooves]

Walked into the office today.

Two women talking.

The older one (55) says, she looks her age.

Younger one (34) says, you're so mean

Well, she does. She looks her age.

I guess she does, says the younger one.

They notice me and explain that somebody they know is having a birthday.

I ask what age she is.

Younger one says, 42 or 43.

I said, oh, we don't want to hear that we look our age.

Younger one asked me how old I am.

I said, 42,almost 43.

She said, oops.

Let the crisis continue!

 

[Massive Grooves]

I give the women what they want