Let Ebonyfire Make You Her New Bitch!

[Ebonyfire]

Bonehead the Cat has no idea what you are saying. He is reading this, too, or at least staring at the screen.

But he is mourning the fact that no one gave him any weasel.

Sad.

 

[mbb308]

The weasels were heathens.

*draws self up haughtily to paraphrase Lloyd Bentson*

I knew weasels. Weasels were friends of mine. You, Ma'am, are no weasel.

*wonders why this seems not to say what was intended*

 

[Ebonyfire]

*draws self up haughtily to paraphrase Lloyd Bentson*

I knew weasels. Weasels were friends of mine. You, Ma'am, are no weasel.

*wonders why this seems not to say what was intended*

Thank God!

 

[niteshade]

Thank God!

.

 

[mbb308]

Thank God!

[Directions: some suspension of belief required]

Why, you are ever so welcome, my child.

 

[Ebonyfire]

[Directions: some suspension of belief required]

Why, you are ever so welcome, my child.

When you are struck by lightning, I will be there by your side with pity and a weasel wreath.

 

[mbb308]

When you are struck by lightning, I will be there by your side with pity and a weasel wreath.

More like Empathyflicker to me.

I'll be sure to send Isabel your way - I'll even give her directions.

Can whoricanes read? She has an eye - she can at least see.

 

[Ebonyfire]

More like Empathyflicker to me.

I'll be sure to send Isabel your way - I'll even give her directions.

Can whoricanes read? She has an eye - she can at least see.

You have an eye or too also, does that make you a whoricane too?

 

[mbb308]

You have an eye or too also, does that make you a whoricane too?

Someone better stoke you, Ms Flicker, or the whoricane might put you out.

I rarely claim to be able to read. There seems to be no benefit - and some think you're bragging when you tell them.

 

[enigma nocturne]

You will never make that shot, only if you put on a blindfold and trust blind luck.

Francisco.

okay.. But if you insist that I am blindfolded, you better start praying too. Oh, and do not stand at that end of the pool table....

PS... STALK

 

[catalina_francisco]

okay.. But if you insist that I am blindfolded, you better start praying too. Oh, and do not stand at that end of the pool table....

PS... STALK

* hiding under the pool table*

Ok make your shot now.

Francisco.

 

[niteshade]

* hiding under the pool table*

Ok make your shot now.

Francisco.

Don't forget the right english on the cue ball.

 

[ExistentialLuv]

Not available for being your bitch (my master just collared me) but I will pay you tribute

Love it when you strut your funky stuff honey!!!!!

 

[Ebonyfire]

Not available for being your bitch (my master just collared me) but I will pay you tribute

Love it when you strut your funky stuff honey!!!!!

Tribute is good, got any gummi bears?

 

[Ebonyfire]

okay.. But if you insist that I am blindfolded, you better start praying too. Oh, and do not stand at that end of the pool table....

PS... STALK

hey!!! You cannot stalk the Professor in My bitch thread! That is unless you are one of My bitches, then you can strut your funky stuff to your heart's content, provided I get My obligatory 95%.

 

[Goddess Helena]

Arrives Late As Usual...

Since I cannot be one of your bitches, Ebony, I'll just offer tribute.

Gummi bears.

Gold plated and not gold plated.


Helena

 

[mbb308]

Tribute is good, got any gummi bears?

No, but I have . . . .

 

[Ebonyfire]

No, but I have . . . .

Ha! You can't fool Me, that is a rabbit!

 

[Ebonyfire]

Re: Arrives Late As Usual...

Since I cannot be one of your bitches, Ebony, I'll just offer tribute.

Gummi bears.

Gold plated and not gold plated.


Helena

I will share with you Helena. Except for the weasel, lol.

 

[mbb308]

Look!

Another weasel!

 

[Ebonyfire]

Look!

Another weasel!

Now that is MY favorite. A true weasel among rabbits!

 

[mbb308]

Now that is MY favorite. A true weasel among rabbits!

An edumahcated weezul.

 

[James G 5]

What makes you think she is a virgin?

I figured her mom would intimidate any boys who dated her so much that she'd still be "pure"
LOL

 

[catalina_francisco]

I figured her mom would intimidate any boys who dated her so much that she'd still be "pure"
LOL

I would be very intimidated and it would be the only way to keep out of trouble.

Francisco.
Actually EB is one of the sweetest and warmest persons you could ever imagine but we will keep that a secret, but then we were not one of her boys.

 

[James G 5]

I would be very intimidated and it would be the only way to keep out of trouble.

Francisco.
Actually EB is one of the sweetest and warmest persons you could ever imagine but we will keep that a secret, but then we were not one of her boys.

mum's the word