Less than 50 posts to go...

[Dillinger]

And I get to pick a title...

So I've been thinking:

Public Enemy #1 (seems appropriate considering the controversy that originally brought me to the boards here - along with the obviously connection to John Dillinger)

I've been playing with a few other ideas as well...

 

[Nobody Special]

Speaking of Pickle Ticles here is one just for you Dill..

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The Pickle Slicer
Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of
years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible
compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife
suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill
indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on
his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife
could see at once that something was seriously wrong.

"What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.

"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis
into the pickle slicer?"

"Oh, Bill, you didn't."

"Yes, I did."

"My God, Bill, what happened?"

"I got fired."

"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"

"Oh...she got fired too."

 

[Dillinger]

Not that... was funny!

 

[*bratcat*]

cornichon

 

[Guru]

 

[Guest]

 

[Dillinger]

Congrats on the 1000th post thingy that is pending. I'm not sure about the controversy... my memory isn't servicing me very well right now?

But a Celebration is in order!

It had to do with my series of stories "Jessica's Big Dick Adventure" but lets not dredge that one up now!

Thanks for the congrats... I might actually get there before the day is out!

 

[Dillinger]

OK - so far I've got

Public Enemy #1

or maybe

Pubic Enemy #1 - except I'm really a great supporter and admirer of all things pubic...

 

[Dillinger]

Less than 25 posts now...

Maybe...

The Great Beast?

Phallic Philosopher?

Nah...

Still leaning toward:

Public Enemy #1

 

[brazenblaze]

Hey Sexy! How about...

The Traveller

Lust on the road

Pussy Thief

Lengendary Cock


Damn...I could just go on and on and on...*weg*

Congrats on your soon to be 1000th....now get nekkid!

 

[Laurel]

Public Enemy #1!
I think it'd go well underneath the name Dillinger. Just tossing in my two cents.

 

[Cheyenne]

Listen to mom when she speaks. She doesn't usually recommend titles!

 

[R Nitelight]

Dillinger

Public Enemy #2

 

[Dillinger]

Hey Sexy! How about...

The Traveller

Lust on the road

Pussy Thief

Lengendary Cock


Damn...I could just go on and on and on...*weg*

Congrats on your soon to be 1000th....now get nekkid!

Thank you (VERY MUCH!)... I wonder if I can have sub-titles? And what language they have to be in? *lol*

I'm not at 1,000 yet... we'll save the nekkid till then... *weg*

 

[Dillinger]

Public Enemy #1!
I think it'd go well underneath the name Dillinger. Just tossing in my two cents.

Hey Laurel - nice to see you add a couple pennies! I'm pretty much - like 99% - sure that it should be Public Enemy #1 - it just fits too neatly with Dillinger, as you said... there are just so many other cool ones I can thing of - I'd love to be able to change them at will (well there's always the signature line).

But it looks like its going to be Public Enemy #1

 

[Dillinger]

Listen to mom when she speaks. She doesn't usually recommend titles!

Its hard to ignore the queen, isn't it? *grin*

 

[Ksss]

Awenching we shall go....LOL

 

[Dillinger]

Re: Dillinger

Public Enemy #2

Perhaps I should go for Public Enemy #1 AND #2 (and 3 and 4 and 5 and...)

 

[Dillinger]

Awenching we shall go....LOL

Hey you! Are you volunteering to be the official wench at my titling ceremoy? *grin*

 

[Ksss]

Who me??? LOL I am not a wench, I don't own a bodice!!! LMAO

 

[Dillinger]

Who me??? LOL I am not a wench, I don't own a bodice!!! LMAO

And won't you get a bodice to help celebrate? Only 9 posts to go after this one.

 

[insideShiraz]

You get to Choose?...

Hmmmmm...

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Guru]

 

[*bratcat*]

LMAO