Lesbian pop singing duo TATU

TonyG

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This is one part of their act Saturday night on FOX.

What's your take on them? Acting or for real? Whatever it is...it makes money.
 
they're not lesbians, they're bi for boys.

Selling sex is one thing, selling sex that isn't yours is just sad.



I haven't heard them, but based on their reputation of exploiting bisexuality and lesbianism to boost sales, I don't care to.
 
A Totally Stupid Performance!

That Kickass Band Should Find Themselves A Good Songwriter And Fire Those Two Twits, Then Hire A Vocalist With Some Talent.
 
You can pull all the stops out, till they call the cops out
Grind your behind till you're banned
But you gotta get a gimmick if you wanna get a hand.
You can sacrifice your sacro, workin' in the backrow
Bump in a dump till you're dead
Kid you gotta get a gimmick if you wanna get ahead.

You can (_!), you can (_!), you can (_!)(_!)(_!),
That's how burlesque was born
So I (_!), and I (_!), and I (_!)(_!)(_!), but I do it with a horn

Once I was a schlepper, now I'm Miss Mazeppa
With my revolution in dance
You gotta have a gimmick, if you wanna have a chance

She can (_!), she can (_!), she can (_!)(_!)(_!)
They'll never make her rich
Me I (_!) and I (_!) and I (_!)(_!)(_!), but I do it with a switch

I'm electrifying and I ain't even trying
I never have to sweat to get paid
Cause if you got a gimmick, Gypsy girl you got it made

All them (_!), and them (_!), and them (_!)(_!)(_!)
Ain't gonna spell success
Me I (_!), and I (_!), and I (_!)(_!)(_!), but I do it with finesse

Dressy Tessi Tura is so much more demurer
Then all them other ladies because
You gotta get a gimmick if you wanna get applause.

Do something special, anything that's fresh'll
Earn you a big fat cigar.

You're more than just a mimic when you got a gimmick
Take a look how different we are.

If you wanna make it, twinkle while you shake it
If you wanna grind it, wait till you've refined it
If you wanna bump it, bump it with a trumpet
Get yourself a gimmick and you, too,
Can be a star!

----from "Gypsy", by Stephen Sondheim
 
I prefer thier works in Russian. Sounds cool that way. :D


And, well, considering the ONLY way young singers want to sell music, is by slutting it up, well, I guess it's only normal that these two will as well. Whether it's playing innocent while wearing clothes small enough to show your gstring, or kissing another woman on stage, it's all done to sell shit. It's called publicity.
 
Good Gracious!

Tits And Ass And Lesbo Bimbos Are All Fine With Me, I Just Wanna Hear Some Talent Ta Go With It All, Ya Know?
 
they're kind of like a russian abba~i agree with perky but im also curious to see if they move past that.
 
i saw a "live" performance of theirs last week. they need to work on their lipsyncing. it's bad. oh so bad.
 
Thank Heaven for small miracles

All I've got to say regardless of whether they are-are not lesbians, bisexual or simply gender challenged, they DEFINITELY are not Pink Lady of Pink Lady and Jeff fame, thank God .....
 
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