Legally speaking...

[GratefulFred]

I would love to describe an erotic tale through a court setting as told by wittnesses, lawyers and some comments by the judge. I'll open it up to suggestions from the fearless SI bullpen as that is what you people do best.

Thus far I have thought of someone using a penis defense theory that he had no control over his sexual organ.

Got to be better ideas.

 

[Carnevil9]

You can put this in the setting of a "Law & Order" episode, and submit it in the "Celebrities" category. Be sure to have the attorneys frequently using the phrase, "Isn't it true....?" when badgering the witnesses. And whenever one of them objects, have the judge (always a black woman) mull it over for a moment, and then say, "I'll allow it... but watch your step, Counselor!"

 

[GratefulFred]

You can put this in the setting of a "Law & Order" episode, and submit it in the "Celebrities" category. Be sure to have the attorneys frequently using the phrase, "Isn't it true....?" when badgering the witnesses. And whenever one of them objects, have the judge (always a black woman) mull it over for a moment, and then say, "I'll allow it... but watch your step, Counselor!"

I can make up my own funky legal team with lots of wittness badgering. Plus no "Law and Order" (reruns) out in this area of the world.

Just throw some idea you'd like to see. "Maybe hypnotic breasts?"

 

[GratefulFred]

I'm going to start a "Pornography Law" or similar title and put a new case each time. Suggestions are always expected.

 

[Carnevil9]

I'm going to start a "Pornography Law" or similar title and put a new case each time. Suggestions are always expected.

How about "Law & Order: PVU" (Pornographic Victims Unit) where every case involved degrading pornographic situations. F'rinstance:

1) A man fucks his wife, his daughter, his mother, and his grandmother. They all become pregnant, and all fight for his estate when he drops dead of exhaustion.

2) Seven brides and seven brothers result in 49 sexual unions; the offspring sue each other for custody of the profits from the family brothel.

3) A NYC prostitute fucks politicians from several different political parties; they fight over who get to count her vote in the primary elections.

4) A woman is accused of attempted murder for trying to fuck her husband to death. The husband refuses to press charges, but his mistress does, hoping to get the family fortune away from both of them.

5) An aging playboy wants to kill his 20-year younger wife so that he can marry his 30-year younger mistress. His murder weapon is a condom laced with strychnine. She catches on to his plan when she notices the funny taste, and calls in the gendarmes.

 

[GratefulFred]

How about "Law & Order: PVU" (Pornographic Victims Unit) where every case involved degrading pornographic situations. F'rinstance:

1) A man fucks his wife, his daughter, his mother, and his grandmother. They all become pregnant, and all fight for his estate when he drops dead of exhaustion.

2) Seven brides and seven brothers result in 49 sexual unions; the offspring sue each other for custody of the profits from the family brothel.

3) A NYC prostitute fucks politicians from several different political parties; they fight over who get to count her vote in the primary elections.

4) A woman is accused of attempted murder for trying to fuck her husband to death. The husband refuses to press charges, but his mistress does, hoping to get the family fortune away from both of them.

5) An aging playboy wants to kill his 20-year younger wife so that he can marry his 30-year younger mistress. His murder weapon is a condom laced with strychnine. She catches on to his plan when she notices the funny taste, and calls in the gendarmes.

Just idea number 3 seems to real life. I think I'll get going now on my first story.

Sounds like a porno sitcom in the making.

 

[Quberotica]

Identical male quadruplets and identical female quadruplets are spending the weekend at a ski chateau in the Rockies. Friday and Saturday they are very friendly and have a nice time together. On Sunday three of the girls invites three of the guys out to three individual spots where sex ensues. The last woman claims that one of the men snuck into her room and raped her. The last guy claimed that one of the women tied him up to his bed and stole his stuff. All eight are under suspicion and give separate testimonies to the cops. Or rather then rape it could be 1 pregnancy and none of the guys wants to claim the child. Or perhaps both.

Each of the eight have their own lawyer and are called before the court one by one to repeat their testimony. They have to follow the report they give to the police or be exposed as a liar.

Was there a rape and who did it?
Was there a theft and who did it?
Who fathered the baby?

 

[DocCIS]

Not sure if this is going to be satire or not. Are you looking for realism or just unusual circumstances?

 

[mjl2010]

Not sure if this is going to be satire or not. Are you looking for realism or just unusual circumstances?

Freddy is looking for something funny to write about in an off the cuff word blast that happens in about 60 seconds. We'll all get a good laugh, he'll poke fun at some of us and we'll laugh some more.

Unless..... Oh Freddy please tell us this isn't going to be something serious.


MJL

 

[GratefulFred]

I haven't been serious since my last romance story "Always Shower First" and we know how that went.

mjl knows me better than I know myself. Now that he's invading my humor turf my days are numbered.

 

[Fantasies_only]

How about "Law & Order: PVU" (Pornographic Victims Unit) where every case involved degrading pornographic situations. F'rinstance:

1) A man fucks his wife, his daughter, his mother, and his grandmother. They all become pregnant, and all fight for his estate when he drops dead of exhaustion.

2) Seven brides and seven brothers result in 49 sexual unions; the offspring sue each other for custody of the profits from the family brothel.

3) A NYC prostitute fucks politicians from several different political parties; they fight over who get to count her vote in the primary elections.

4) A woman is accused of attempted murder for trying to fuck her husband to death. The husband refuses to press charges, but his mistress does, hoping to get the family fortune away from both of them.

5) An aging playboy wants to kill his 20-year younger wife so that he can marry his 30-year younger mistress. His murder weapon is a condom laced with strychnine. She catches on to his plan when she notices the funny taste, and calls in the gendarmes.

This is exactly why sexual legal cases should not be in erotic stories.
It reminds the readers of both legal and moral issues of the sexual perversion, and may actually turn off the reader.
A sex court (watch Playboy) can successfully be done if the jury voyeurism is played up more.
You can center sex acts around domestic disputes, and other fetishes reserved for judge's chambers.
Just don't have legal stuff ABOUT sex acts.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Does this story happen in involve a big-titted blond on her knees under the judges pulpet, by chance?

 

[GratefulFred]

Does this story happen in involve a big-titted blond on her knees under the judges pulpet, by chance?

That's too cliche'.

I'd make the judge a big titted blonde however?

 

[Guest]

Does this story happen in involve a big-titted blond on her knees under the judges pulpet, by chance?

Would that be you or me?