Left Wing Brain vs the Right Wing Brain

[pornstarwannabe]

18 year-old Girl getting ready to leave on date:

* Right Wing Brain: She checks herself, brings money for ride home in case guy turns out to be a douche. Sees her brother's condoms, but leaves them there.
She does not need them. Mom tells her to be safe.

* Left Wing Brain: She checks herself, brings money for ride home in case guy turns out to be a douche. Sees her brother's condoms and grabs a handful, stooping to pick up the packages that she dropped. Mom tells her to be safe, and to do oral/anal to avoid pregnancy. But also comforts her by saying Mom and Dad will pay for her abortion if she gets pregnant.



I have more, but have to pace myself. Don't want to peak too soon.

 

[pornstarwannabe]

Husband leaves wife at home as he goes on a business trip:

* Right Wing Brain: Wife kisses husband good-bye. Retires for evening with handgun on nightstand. At 2 AM, the house is broken into. At 2:15 AM, Police arrive. At 3 AM, coroner arrives to remove body of assailant (a known sexual predator).

* Left Wing Brain: Wife kisses husband good-bye. Retires for evening with a cell phone on nightstand. At 2 AM, the house is broken into. At 2:15 AM, Police arrive. At 3 AM, coroner arrives to remove body of wife (raped/beaten/smothered).

 

[Liar]

She does not need them.

Bwahaha.

 

[Busybody]

Bwahaha.

STFU, FOREIGN and or DOMESTIC NIGGER


Did I cover all bases?

 

[oggbashan]

Left wing brain:

Burglar breaks in unoccupied house and is savaged by rescue dog that was going to be put down before the left wing owners 'adopted' it.

Right wing brain:

Burglar breaks in unoccupied house and is savaged by expensively trained guard dog that was bought as a deterrent.

Moral: Dogs don't do politics but will defend their territory.

 

[JackLuis]

The Surprising Brain Differences Between Democrats and Republicans

As McDermott carefully emphasizes, that does not mean that every conservative has a high fear disposition. "It's not that conservative people are more fearful, it's that fearful people are more conservative," as she puts it.

I was looking for a place for this.

 

[Busybody]

Left wing brain:

Burglar breaks in unoccupied house and is savaged by rescue dog that was going to be put down before the left wing owners 'adopted' it.

Right wing brain:

Burglar breaks in unoccupied house and is savaged by expensively trained guard dog that was bought as a deterrent.

Moral: Dogs don't do politics but will defend their territory.

unless its a BRIT DOG, then the DOG will be put in jail fro defending his territory

 

[yevkassem72]

A teachers' union strikes.

Right-wing brain: denounces the leeches for striking against the public welfare for their own selfish desires.

Left-wing brain: denounces the State for not caving to the selfish parasites.

 

[mercury14]

A teachers' union strikes.

Right-wing brain: denounces the leeches for striking against the public welfare for their own selfish desires.

Left-wing brain: denounces the State for not caving to the selfish parasites.

You want government to act more like a business then instantly complain when it does...

 

[yevkassem72]

You want government to act more like a business then instantly complain when it does...

Don't put words in my mouth. I want government to be efficient, professional, union-free, strike-free, practical, honest, and responsible. But, first, we need a Revolution to get rid of the crooks and sponges.

 

[pornstarwannabe]

On Medicare:

* Right Wing Brain: Wife and husband discuss the the fact that an average couple earning $44K per year will pay $122K into the system. That same average couple, when they retire, receive $388K in benefits. Husband and wife agree that something is wrong with that equation, and there is a problem that needs a solution.


* Left Wing Brain: Wife and husband discuss the the fact that an average couple earning $44K per year will pay $122K into the system. That same average couple, when they retire, receive $388K in benefits. Husband and wife cannot wait to retire to get that free money.

 

[Busybody]

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There is the RIGHT BRAIN

There is the LEFT BRAIN

and the above is the

BRAINLESS

 

[Liar]

A teachers' union strikes.

Right-wing brain: denounces the leeches for striking against the public welfare for their own selfish desires.

Left-wing brain: denounces the State for not caving to the selfish parasites.

The cognitive dissonance of right wingers to so vehemently oppose a private organization that challenges the Government's monopoly on power over individuals is pretty fascinating.

I guess Government only is the problem when it suits you.

 

[yevkassem72]

Right-wing? What a laugh? Anyone who dissents from you on something, even as stupid as public-sector unions whose only function is to rape the taxpayers, is somehow "right-wing".

Go figure.

 

[Liar]

Right-wing? What a laugh? Anyone who dissents from you on something, even as stupid as public-sector unions whose only function is to rape the taxpayers, is somehow "right-wing".

Go figure.

From your post:

Right-wing brain

 

[yevkassem72]

From your post:

It's a game, Sven. Get over it. Doesn't mean that I am a conservative. I'm actually a Jacobin, in case you missed that.

 

[Liar]

It's a game, Sven. Get over it. Doesn't mean that I am a conservative. I'm actually a Jacobin, in case you missed that.

If it makes you happier, I'll amend my final line from "when it suits you" to "when it suits them".

 

[Busybody]

From your post:

STFU, F/D NIGGER

 

[yevkassem72]

If it makes you happier, I'll amend my final line from "when it suits you" to "when it suits them".

Whatever helps you through the night, Sven.

 

[pornstarwannabe]

Parents after Obama's reelection the morning after the election:

* Right Wing Brain: Child walks into the kitchen to eat breakfast. Child asks "Who won the election?" Parents respond "Obama." Child asks "Will his second four years be different than his first four years?" Parents respond "We certainly hope so. Sit and have breakfast."

* Left Wing Brain: Child walks into the kitchen to eat breakfast. Child asks "Who won the election?" Parents respond "Obama." Child asks "Will his second four years be different than his first four years?" Parents respond "We certainly hope not. Now hurry off to school to get your FREE BREAKFAST"

 

[Liar]

You must think I invest much in threads like this.

Also, Sven?

 

[Busybody]

You must think I invest much in threads like this.

?

Nope

But thx for axin, F/D NIGGER

 

[yevkassem72]

Hey, just yanking your chain.

Is "anonymous Swedish male" better?

 

[Liar]

It's a game, Sven. Get over it. Doesn't mean that I am a conservative. I'm actually a Jacobin, in case you missed that.

And yeah, that's not the game the OP is playing. I do hope you recognize that.

 

[yevkassem72]

The OP is a right-wing nutjob. I don't worry about what the hell he's trying to pull.

He should stop making excuses about not being what he wants to be and make some amateur porn already. Send enough tapes to enough directors and one of them might be impressed enough to give him an audition.

Porn ain't that tough. There's a niche for all of us.