Leeches

[Laurel]

I'm with PC on this one. I have never seen a leech, I never want to see a leech, and I definitely don't want one hanging from my sex organs.

 

[Pyper]

A friend of mine experiments on leeches. She puts various chemicals on their sensitive parts and watches what the poor little buggers do. Maybe I should hook her up with Todd.

 

[Thomas Paine]

I think the probability of this might be just a smidgen below the probability of the circus blowjob story Todd so eloquently relayed to us.

But dead even with the tale where he walked around the supermarket with his unit hanging out of his pants.

 

[Never]

Can you eat leeches?
I mean it only seems fair.

 

[lavender]

 

[Never]

Shouldn't you be in bed?


And personally, I can think of worse sensations than having a leech attached to my genitalia.

 

[Mensa]

Much worse

Shouldn't you be in bed?


And personally, I can think of worse sensations than having a leech attached to my genitalia.

Like having a leech attached to your bank account.