Lavy & Co. Main offices inside

[TN_Vixen]

I want to be in charge of hiring

for the "& Co.". All men who wish to apply should start a line outside my office and be prepared to show your "briefs".. hehe

 

[Dillinger]

Actually - the last time I tried to show my briefs they told me the content was too large...

 

[TN_Vixen]

Then you're in luck!

In this firm we encourage large content in your briefs, and if you're having a hard time with enlarging the content, we will be more than happy to give you a hand and assist you in expanding the content of your briefs.

 

[Dillinger]

Re: Then you're in luck!

In this firm we encourage large content in your briefs, and if you're having a hard time with enlarging the content, we will be more than happy to give you a hand and assist you in expanding the content of your briefs.

*grin* Looks like I'm applying for a "position" then... though you'll need more than one hand.

 

[TN_Vixen]

Ah, well now

we have many positions available. Do you want to be head of something? Or maybe you'd like to be a team player?

Would you like me to exhibit all positions for you?

 

[lavender]

 

[Guest]

To play with those ta ta's during client counsultation, to lower their stress level, and to aid them to relax by having something to imagine, will on the stand...


Did you approve my salary and provisions?

 

[Starfish]

uh. ooops.

 

[lavender]

 

[Starfish]

Oh, I forgot to mention that you are also a "work horse" as it is put in this contract, right here......



Contract of loyalty.

This contract hereby alligns Miss Lavender the Lawyer to have the liberty to play with her jugs to calm down enraged clients, if she isn't busy being a workhorse.


Signed....

Witnessed by.... Starfish


We are still waiting for your signiture.

*taps foot*

 

[crystalhunting]

May I apply for a staffing job with Lavy and Co.?

I do have many "skills"




CH

 

[Never]

Cheyenne:
"So how's that budgeting working out for ya, Never? "

*looking down in shame*
I've been a bad, bad Never.

 

[Siren]

Dilly, you were hired without even having to submit an application

 

[stargazer76]

Ummm, are you taking applications?

I'd like to apply for a legal secretary position....I'm very good at dicktation, and I work like a dog. I take orders very well. Can my application be considered?

 

[Siren]

You work like a dog eh?

 

[stargazer76]

Re: You work like a dog eh?

Does that mean you work 'doggie style'?

Of course! I'm always happiest slaving away on my hands and knees...so am I hired, or do you need to sniff my ass first?

 

[Siren]

La Siren doesnt sniff asses

 

[stargazer76]

So Sorry, La Siren.....

*gulp* I hope this doesn't ruin my chances....

EBW, my ass is lifted for your olfactory inspection....

 

[Siren]

Well Starnite we do have other applicants to consider

 

[Dillinger]

Re: Dilly, you were hired without even having to submit an application

I always wanted an enforcer.

There is one muscle I am interested in enforcing. I sure hope it is as firm as the business is.

I'm sure that you'll find my muscle will well represent your firm no matter how large it gets.

 

[Siren]

Dilly, I think we can begin the interview process now