Lavy & Co. Main offices inside

[Siren]

 

[lavender]

 

[Siren]

Whom ever you want in your law firm is fine with me

 

[Stonedagger]

sign me up!!

I wanna be on the satff - I wanna be on the staff...!! LOL

 

[Siren]

You want to have a staff?

 

[Never]

Starfish.
I'd like to make an appointment with Siren.

I have mucho, er, important legal stuff I need to go over. Yeah, that's it.

 

[Samuari]

I want the Bull Shit contract. I'll get rich buying it from you guys and selling it Writer Dom.

 

[Stonedagger]

Ah man...

Damn it!! LOL!!!
I think I can be a hijacker for hire - wonders where the most money would come from - the ones to hijack or the ones the hijacker wants to hijack - hijacked so they can't hijack the original one they wanted to hijack for money!
WHEW!!!

 

[Siren]

You can make that appointment directly to me sweet Neverlandcakes

 

[Starfish]

Isn't supposed to be that you are already a staff and along comes Moses and he turns you into a snake?
















I need a laptop, a cell phone (with emmissions protector), a jag and a beach house. 50k a year, full ben, 401k.........

I don't work out of the office much, so direct the Co. Calls to my cell, and I will notify you of your daily schedual, via email.

I know that I am not a Lawyer, but with the fact that I instill the morals in these money mongers, I should get what I want.

 

[Siren]

Best laid plans of mice and men Samauri

 

[Never]

Can I sue Laurel?
She willingly creates addictive websites and lures people in for free until they're hooked.

As for payment though.. I'm sort of strapped for cash right now..

 

[Starfish]

Starfish.
I'd like to make an appointment with Siren.

I have mucho, er, important legal stuff I need to go over. Yeah, that's it.

Alright, well we have an opening.... right now, if you'd like?

 

[Siren]

Ok, hired Stonehedge

 

[Siren]

Nope we cant sue Laurel....conflict of interest

 

[Samuari]

Re: Best laid plans of mice and men Samauri

Bull shit is what founded this country and keeps it going strong...it is what is the backbone of any good law firm.

Hey Samauri....dont let the bastards keep ya down.

hehehe! Just didn't think that you'd admit it...does this mean I'll have to find a new supplier for this contract i just won?

 

[Siren]

What contract?

 

[Stonedagger]

Re: Ok, hired Stonehedge

But you gotta stop looking like a cheap imitation of Fabio

I have looked for this Avatar since i first saw him BEFORE Fabio - in fact I think that bastard wanted to look like ME so tried his best - tell fabio not to look like ME!!
Besides I am way cooler than him!!

 

[Never]

Um...
If we're not suing Larurel, then what am I paying you for?

I'm confused.
I mean, you have to be my laywer for something, right? Some legal thing?

 

[Siren]

I could just be on retainer, just in case Never....

 

[Never]

*chuckles*
It's too late for this.

I now have a big, personal, legal condom. I can sleep in pease.

 

[Siren]

Never

 

[Cheyenne]

As for payment though.. I'm sort of strapped for cash right now..

So how's that budgeting working out for ya, Never?

 

[Samuari]

Lunch? at 375/hr! Thats some of the bullshit that I've got this fat contract for. Maybe I should just go to Constent's attorneys they seem to shoveling it out by the truck load.

 

[Dillinger]

I can be your ENFORCER. You babes could use some muscle... (or maybe a gangster with a BIG machine gun?)