Laurel's Discrimination toward non-americans

[Todd]

I decided to mosy on over to the audio hotline number, thought I would give it a call submit a short story.

Well, well, well what do you know our Good ole Laurel is racist to all non-americans. If you are not with in the contenental US of A your not good enough to call the Literotica hotline.

Oh well I guess all of us inferior countries will just have to wallow in our own mire

 

[Demian]

Bullshit...

And Laurel is my God

 

[Cirrus]

Damn Todd, you can create a conspiracy anywhere, can't you?

 

[Naked Hunny]

ARE YOU GONNA DONATE THE CASH FOR AN INTERNATIONAL TOLL FREE NUMBER? DIDNT THINK SO!! SHUT THE HELL UP!!

 

[Cheyenne]

International calls would cost a fortune, I agree. I'm sure Laurel would love to do it but she isn't independently wealthy as far as I know.

 

[OUTSIDER]

Good one Todd


For those of you who don't get it yet, Toddy boy is engaged in the fine art of the "Wind up", that is to say he has posted this obvious it of BS to see who will bite and if you'll look closer you'll see he ended his post with a

 

[WriterDom]

Move to the USA Todd. The bible belt will welcome you with open arms. But bring your Playboys and Hustlers in case you move into a county like mine. They don't sell em here. Not that it's illegal, it's just understood that if you sell them, the church people will boycott your store. And you'll have to give up porn on your computer if you marry one of little southern baptists virgins. Especially if you were given a church. If your porn history got out, it might be years before they find your body.

 

[Todd]

Move to the USA Todd. The bible belt will welcome you with open arms. But bring your Playboys and Hustlers in case you move into a county like mine. They don't sell em here. Not that it's illegal, it's just understood that if you sell them, the church people will boycott your store. And you'll have to give up porn on your computer if you marry one of little southern baptists virgins. Especially if you were given a church. If your porn history got out, it might be years before they find your body.

I don't buy the mags cause the pages stick together to easily.

And If i get me one of them southern baptist virgin girls who needs internet porn.

 

[Andra_Jenny]

the time to hesitate is through

try now we can only loose and our love become a funeral pyre

Come on Toddie try to light our fire!
Try to set the board on FIRE!

 

[Todd]

Good one Todd


For those of you who don't get it yet, Toddy boy is engaged in the fine art of the "Wind up", that is to say he has posted this obvious it of BS to see who will bite and if you'll look closer you'll see he ended his post with a

the was to the statement it was concluded on about inferior countries melting in our own mire.

however, the toll free number doesn't work for outside the good ol' US of A

 

[Cheyenne]

For those of you who don't get it yet, Toddy boy is engaged in the fine art of the "Wind up", that is to say he has posted this obvious it of BS to see who will bite and if you'll look closer you'll see he ended his post with a

But he also started it with a
Oh, which to believe?

In addition to what you call the "wind up" there is also the technique of posting something you really do believe, but know will cause shit if you say it. Adding a at the end of the post allows you to post what you want, and then claim "but I was only joking!"

 

[Cheyenne]

Outsider- we're both wrong- see Todd's answer to you. Both of us gave Todd entirely too much credit for thinking through what he posted.

I should know better than to answer a Todd thread by now anyway. I claim slow bb on a Sunday morning as my excuse.

 

[OUTSIDER]

But he also started it with a
Oh, which to believe?

In addition to what you call the "wind up" there is also the technique of posting something you really do believe, but know will cause shit if you say it. Adding a at the end of the post allows you to post what you want, and then claim "but I was only joking!"

All true but then no one said deciphering peoples true intent just by reading what they've written was gonna be easy.

 

[OUTSIDER]

Outsider- we're both wrong- see Todd's answer to you. Both of us gave Todd entirely too much credit for thinking through what he posted.

I should know better than to answer a Todd thread by now anyway. I claim slow bb on a Sunday morning as my excuse.

As we say here in the UK "I make you right" or to put it another way I agree.

 

[Andra_Jenny]

Even if you could call from Cananda...

Todd's number would be blocked!








whazzupppppppppp!

 

[BlondGirl]

Todd, there are plenty of Southern Baptist chicks who would love to enjoy your company.

If you ever wander down here to Houston where it is HOTHOTHOT, please give me a call.

; )

(BTW--I just got to that "post a pic" thread today--I am still drooling over the pix and I am only to page 90--gave up reading any of the text and am just enjoying the view.)

 

[Curious Guy]

I don't buy the mags cause the pages stick together to easily.

And If i get me one of them southern baptist virgin girls who needs internet porn.

Careful Todd, I grew up as a southern baptist and virgins are damn scarce.

 

[Todd]

Careful Todd, I grew up as a southern baptist and virgins are damn scarce.

Thats why if i find me one, I won't be needing no internet pron

 

[Scruffy]

This Laurel does indeed seem like a person who is full of discrimination towards non-americans. Who is she? She obviously needs Scruffy.

 

[bluntforcemama]

I decided to mosy on over to the audio hotline number, thought I would give it a call submit a short story.

Well, well, well what do you know our Good ole Laurel is racist to all non-americans. If you are not with in the contenental US of A your not good enough to call the Literotica hotline.

Oh well I guess all of us inferior countries will just have to wallow in our own mire

Shut up, Twink.

 

[Todd]

Dagnavit I want to submit audios, but I can't using my puter is just out of it cause its 2 years old, two ancienct to supposrt he neccessary software.

And the non american discrimatory tollfree number.

this all makes Todd very sad.

 

[morninggirl5]

And you'll have to give up porn on your computer if you marry one of little southern baptists virgins.

Southern Baptist Virgins? Must have pastors with daughters only.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Todd, this is is payback for all your fucking Canadian dimes that get stuck in our vending machines. I mean you've seen our dimes -- you couldn't make yours a different goddamned color at least?

 

[lavender]

 

[Todd]

Todd, this is is payback for all your fucking Canadian dimes that get stuck in our vending machines. I mean you've seen our dimes -- you couldn't make yours a different goddamned color at least?

Ours are different than yours when you look at them from the edge which is what you see as you put it in the vending machine.

Ours mainatins the silverish apearance while yours has a bronze brass coloered edge.

Plus ours wiegh more.