Laurel

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Just curious. How do you get wine stains out of slate?

I tried lemon juice. No good?

 

[Guest]

Just curious. How do you get cum stains out of monkey fur?

I tried lemon juice. No good?

Prevention is the key

 

[Linedrive]

Laurel,

Can you ban this 'Dixon Carter Lee' guy...? He's running around starting all these threads and ruining our lit experience.

 

[Laurel]

Try Borax, Dixon. Make a paste with water.

 

[modest mouse]

First, heat the slate with a blowtorch. If this isnt possible due to the location of the slate, then use hard and fast rubbing to warm the surface, for an hour.

Secondly, you'll need some supplies:
Paint thinner.
A sponge.
Some rope.

Now you're ready to begin.

Soak the sponge in paint thinner. Place it under your nose, secure with the rope.

Place your exposed ass cheeks against the hot slate and rub back and forth, to and froe, over and under.

By this time the fumes should be kicking in. Now run, as fast and hard as you can. Screaming as loud as possible.

The stain will be removed in seven to ten days, depending on humidity and your ability to poke fun at those who annoy by starting thread to Laurel as if that garnishes them some power. (wink)

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

So, lemon juice, no?

 

[acitore_vuli]

Laurel,

How can I buy real estate with no money down?