Laurel, You Porn Queen

[TN_Vixen]

I've been embarassed to tell you this, but.... I fantasize about running my fingers through your gorgeous hair, tracing my fingertips over your full, luscious lips... and well, *sigh* Every stray cat I see brings you to mind and causes me to fall into an almost comatose state.

*whew*

I feel SO much better. You don't hate me do you? Huh? You love me right? Right? Huh? You're not answering your phone!

bitch