Laurel: For Inquiring minds.

[TWB]

Jazzman Jim Seems to suspect that you do not love masturbating.

For Proof, Click Here

Later in the same thread, Ginny thinks that you do, and she has instigated this thread shamelessly using me as her evil tool.

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In order to ease response, I have created for you the following multiple choice question. Please respond with the proper alphabetical answer:

A. I frequently masturbate
B. I infrequently masturbate
C. I never masturbate
D I personally am indifferent to Masturbation
E. It is your goddamn business
F. I PM'd Ginny with the answer because I like her better than you.
G. It is none of your goddamn business.


Disclaimer: This thread is posted with out JMJ's consent. He neither withheld or granted permission. He was, according to his av, playing with himself at the time. While I have no proof, it is likely that Ginny was too. I am at work, and was not masturbating.

 

[Ginny]

<innocent look going as coke drools from my nose>

 

[TWB]

Sorry, Ginny.

 

[Laurel]

Your coke-nose-drooling companion is right.

How can one not? I read 80-100 erotic stories a day.

 

[TWB]

Heh. I will tell Jim. Won't he be surprised.

 

[weed]

80-100 STORIES A DAY!!!!

Oh, my....sometimes just a few is all I can do.

Curtsy for the mistress of editing (I don't wear a hat, just a skirt)

 

[RawHumor]

Your coke-nose-drooling companion is right.

How can one not? I read 80-100 erotic stories a day.

Work sucks sometimes, eh? LOL

 

[TWB]

Your coke-nose-drooling companion is right.

How can one not? I read 80-100 erotic stories a day.

Have any job openings?

 

[Ginny]

Your coke-nose-drooling companion is right.

How can one not? I read 80-100 erotic stories a day.

see....i told you.....Laurel masturbates while working....<hiney dance>...i'm glad she didn't pick answer E....uh oh if she did.....TWB in trouble.......

 

[TWB]

AHA! Read carefully my farsighted aardvark! That one says it IS my goddamn business!



It was "G" that worried me. . .

 

[Ginny]

<tickled>........oh......well.....yes it is G isn't it.....i better have these aardvarkian eyes checked, huh?.....it's all the masturbation.....i'll prolly be blind by the time i'm 50......

 

[TWB]

I purposely put that little decoy in there for an unwitting Laurel, but she did not take the bait.

She answered a multiple choice question with an essay. What grade does she get?

 

[Ginny]

well...i really think she oughta post....on "Women Masturbating At Work"....just a quick lil blurb....

but anyway.... she was honest...answered quickly....with a lil humor tossed in.....spelled everything correctly....and wasn't mean to either of us for perving about her.....so.....a definite......A....for Laurel......

 

[JazzManJim]

Heh. I will tell Jim. Won't he be surprised.

Heh.

I've read some of the stories that get posted. How Laurel manages to get all hot and bothered after some of the horribleness that's in there is beyond me.

Even though once in a while there's a genuine gem!

And hey, when I posted that thing earlier, I wasn't jerking the chicken! I was fully dressed and behaving. Ginny was masturbating enough for me, too.

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Originally posted by TWB
It was "G" that worried me. . .

Yeah, what's up with G? Does the spot really exist? I've looking for G-spots all my life, and haven't found one yet. Are they true or myth?

And, yeah, Loreal, give me a job.

 

[Ginny]

I've read some of the stories that get posted. How Laurel manages to get all hot and bothered after some of the horribleness that's in there is beyond me.

Even though once in a while there's a genuine gem!

And hey, when I posted that thing earlier, I wasn't jerking the chicken! I was fully dressed and behaving. Ginny was masturbating enough for me, too.

lol....hey now....i was at work......<wink>