Laura shows what a mans PENIS is for

[keneven]

Hi Girls,i'm a DYKE.LooK below,this is what a MANS PENIS is for,not for sticking it in our BEAUTIFULL GIRL CUNTS or up our FINE BUTTS.LauraK.....P.S.I am a SWITCH.so all you DOM and SUB girls into SM & BDSM PM me.

 

[Lord_Kallorian]

Sorry but if everyone thought that way you wouldn't be here. Just sayin!

 

[BKD140]

Hi Girls,i'm a DYKE.LooK below,this is what a MANS PENIS is for,not for sticking it in our BEAUTIFULL GIRL CUNTS or up our FINE BUTTS.LauraK.....P.S.I am a SWITCH.so all you DOM and SUB girls into SM & BDSM PM me.

Thanks for that well thought out, structured and meaningful post.

It's nice to see someone has finally realised where the human race has been going wrong over all these millennia

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Sarcasm, anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

Thanks for that well thought out, structured and meaningful post.

It's nice to see someone has finally realised where the human race has been going wrong over all these millennia

And on this aisle, dear, we have some very nice stainless steel model cock cages.. They truly are beautiful, durable, and let just enough of your cock show that your special "someone" can stick her (or HIS!) tongue through the bars for an exquisite tease.

Oh, you'd rather go with the leather? Well, I'm sure you'd look lovely in that one, but it offers no protection from ball busters lurking about. Once you leave the confines of my shoppe, I can not guarantee your safety with such a skimpy restraint.

But I assure you, there will be no cock/ball busting under my care. Nope, not here.

( ok, I'm a sarcastic bitch, I really can't help it. I guess you'll need the gag )

 

[Prince Albert]

And on this aisle, dear, we have some very nice stainless steel model cock cages.. They truly are beautiful, durable, and let just enough of your cock show that your special "someone" can stick her (or HIS!) tongue through the bars for an exquisite tease.

Oh, you'd rather go with the leather? Well, I'm sure you'd look lovely in that one, but it offers no protection from ball busters lurking about. Once you leave the confines of my shoppe, I can not guarantee your safety with such a skimpy restraint.

But I assure you, there will be no cock/ball busting under my care. Nope, not here.

( ok, I'm a sarcastic bitch, I really can't help it. I guess you'll need the gag )

I'd like an extra large please RA.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

I'd like an extra large please RA.

OOh, why yes, Sir. May I take you to my private fitting room? Sometimes it takes a little help getting fitted...