Laura Bush Anal Hooker

[loquere]

-> A celebrity political idea

It's election night 2000, Bill Clinton does an unexpected last minute swing states rally for his his VP, who's running for President. Al Gore wanted to continue to keep him out of the election, but Al's campaign manager James Carville fears the worst, and Bill is eventually out there firing up the base.

->Just after 11:00 PM Al gore wins Florida by twenty thousand votes, and he wins the election. Bush concedes three hours later after the lawyers duke it out.

->Distraught by the loss Governor George W. Bush.Jr goes back to Texas where he begins drinking again. Then he starts doing weed cocaine crack meth.

->After an drunken incident with his wife Laura, she divorces him.

->After a bitter divorce she moves to Washington to become a million dollar escort. Bill Clinton frequents in between her legs.

->Her specialties is anal

 

[fluffPE]

Wrong place Loquere.

 

[LadyVer]

Geeze. You plan on putting this under satire and humor?

 

[Sean Renaud]

Generally speaking that wouldn't work. Lit is fairly strict (I think because of the Disclaimer) that celeb stories go in the celeb category. You can get around it if the mods don't know who you're talking about for whatever reason but that ranks up there with their no children rule. If you snuck it past someone keep it on the DL and hope you don't get reported. Or feign wild ignorance.

 

[FistedSister]

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[fluffPE]

How much sterno did you have to drink to be able to write this well?

Bend over.

 

[loquere]

Generally speaking that wouldn't work. Lit is fairly strict (I think because of the Disclaimer) that celeb stories go in the celeb category. You can get around it if the mods don't know who you're talking about for whatever reason but that ranks up there with their no children rule. If you snuck it past someone keep it on the DL and hope you don't get reported. Or feign wild ignorance.

It would go under Celeb yes.

 

[loquere]

I think it's high time we had a debate about Laura Bush's asshole, in this country!

 

[phrodeau]

Was this thread moved from another forum?

 

[bdoc]

Yup so Albert says

 

[bdoc]

all done now, have no idea what is going on

 

[LadyVer]

Yup so Albert says

Hey Loquere.

 

[loquere]

Hey Loquere.

I do something wrong?

 

[LadyVer]

I do something wrong?

You tell me, jokester... You ever been to France?

 

[loquere]

You tell me, jokester... You ever been to France?

Cheese and baguettes

 

[LadyVer]

ooh la la

I'm french! That's all I need to know. (I'll be deleting that later)

I knew there had to be a reason for your frequent mention of France.

 

[loquere]

Could you on quote that? Delete please?

 

[LadyVer]

I fixed your post. You're welcome.

 

[John Doe]

I'm not familiar with "weed cocaine crack meth". Is there a Wikipedia article on it?

 

[loquere]

I fixed your post. You're welcome.

Thank you

 

[LadyVer]

Yw...