Laundry Finds

[neci]

What have you found while doing laundry?

Yesterday I found ten dollars and three lighters in a pair of pants.

 

[KRCummings]

Lint mostly.

 

[neci]

Lint is the bain of my existence.

 

[Adre]

Does a handjob in a laundromat count?

 

[neci]

Does a handjob in a laundromat count?

only if there are details.

 

[Tryharder62]

Pens and legos.

 

[Tryharder62]

(I do want to know how you find sex in the laundry? I must be looking in the wrong place!)

 

[Adre]

only if there are details.

We were young. I was always horny. You took every opportunity

 

[Byron In Exile]

What have you found while doing laundry?

Yesterday I found ten dollars and three lighters in a pair of pants.

Just receipts I left in my back pocket and forgot about.

 

[bra_man69]

What have you found while doing laundry?

Yesterday I found ten dollars and three lighters in a pair of pants.

two one hundred dollar bills one time while doing laundry at a hotel.

 

[neci]

We were young. I was always horny. You took every opportunity

I know not of which you speak.

Just receipts I left in my back pocket and forgot about.

That's pretty sad.

two one hundred dollar bills one time while doing laundry at a hotel.

not bad

 

[bronzeage]

(I do want to know how you find sex in the laundry? I must be looking in the wrong place!)

It's not that difficult. Carry extra soap and a lot of singles. Offer to share or make change, in a cheerful, non stalker kind of way. If it's crowded, offer to share a load.

 

[killallhippies]

i found out a few weeks ago that i apparently only have three thermal socks. i still haven't found the fourth. man, i really need to buy more thermal socks. they make wearing chucks in the winter decidedly less idiotic.

 

[killallhippies]

oh and i once found an ice cream sandwich in my hoodie i hadn't worn for a couple of days. thankfully the wax paper had remained intact. still, i was very careful when i removed it. after that i made an effort to stop putting ice cream sandwiches in my pocket when i was tired/stoned.

 

[Byron In Exile]

That's pretty sad.

I know, right?

And they turn into little bits of shit that get all over everything. And I get to pick them off.

A responsible adult would check for that stuff first.

 

[neci]

i found out a few weeks ago that i apparently only have three thermal socks. i still have found the fourth. man, i really need to buy more thermal socks. they make wearing chucks in the winter decidedly less idiotic.

i need to get rid of all my socks, and just start over. all matching.

oh and i once found an ice cream sandwich in my hoodie i hadn't worn for a couple of days. thankfully the wax paper had remained intact. still, i was very careful when i removed it. after that i made an effort to stop putting ice cream sandwiches in my pocket when i was tired/stoned.

i've had pens and other things explode inside pockets before. it can get nasty in there.

 

[neci]

I know, right?

And they turn into little bits of shit that get all over everything. And I get to pick them off.

A responsible adult would check for that stuff first.

you wouldn't want your personal information being wadded into a little ball and shot out the dryer vent. someone could find it and harm you.

 

[killallhippies]

i'm just glad i found it before i actually stuck it in the washer. i have no idea if chocolate wafers dissolve in the wash, but i'm happy that i didn't have to find out.

 

[neci]

that is a good thing.

 

[GinaeEvans]

The manpanion never empties his pockets and he likes to do his own laundry. Yet, he doesn't like to move the clothing outside on the line.

I've found lighters, change, screws, random computer bits, keys, dollar bills, pocket knives... etc One time, a screw even found its way into the mechanics of the washer and jammed it.

It's an adventure every time I go to do the laundry.

 

[Riles]

It's taken me a few years to learn that I have to do EVERYTHING in this house, and that includes the ritual emptying of pockets so my washer isn't damaged by things like screws/nails/bolts/beer caps/hay/straw/rocks/toys/pens/baler twine/jack knives/gum/Kleenex/cellphones.

That said...I welcome all forms of money above the $1.00 denomination. Also, it won't be given back.

...I consider it my tip.

 

[Lancecastor]

 

[neci]

The manpanion never empties his pockets and he likes to do his own laundry. Yet, he doesn't like to move the clothing outside on the line.

I've found lighters, change, screws, random computer bits, keys, dollar bills, pocket knives... etc One time, a screw even found its way into the mechanics of the washer and jammed it.

It's an adventure every time I go to do the laundry.

i've dealt with screws messing up the washing machine. that can get dirty.

It's taken me a few years to learn that I have to do EVERYTHING in this house, and that includes the ritual emptying of pockets so my washer isn't damaged by things like screws/nails/bolts/beer caps/hay/straw/rocks/toys/pens/baler twine/jack knives/gum/Kleenex/cellphones.

That said...I welcome all forms of money above the $1.00 denomination. Also, it won't be given back.

...I consider it my tip.

yes. i have a bowl for coins and random bits. cash goes into my purse.

i would like one of those, except that one looks like it talks back.

 

[RobDownSouth]

only if there are details.

One of the best porn videos I've ever seen was porn queen named "Envy" and two studs in a public laundromat.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

gold...