Laughter is Contagious

[techsan]

A funny I found.

Yeah, the last woman I tried to pick up told me that...LMAO

 

[techsan]

>>
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>> 16. You remember "I've fallen and I can't get up."
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>> PASS THIS ON TO ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS WHO GREW UP IN THE 80s!!
>>
>> ROCK ON!!

ROFL...this is my number one excuse...and I still haven't grown up!!!

 

[LadyAria]

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and e at lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION

Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

LOL true true true

 

[techsan]

LOL true true true

Hiya, LadyA...so good to see you again!

 

[LadyAria]

Hiya, LadyA...so good to see you again!

 

[techsan]

Hope things are going well for you...?!?

 

[LadyAria]

Hope things are going well for you...?!?

My father in law passed away a week and a half ago. So, I've been MIA taking care of my alpha

 

[rozezwild]

GUILTY!​

LMAO!!! Now I can't get that dang song out of my head!!!!!

Oh i can never get it outta my head -- my daughter runs around singing it -- she thinks it is funnny to put in all my CDs and dance around the house saying the whollllllle time "mom how could you ever listen to it??" Like she isnt dancing her little ass off to it right then

 

[pleaz_me]

A few funnies.......

 

[techsan]

How much do you love your job? Try this one ... the Lost Dr. Seuss Poem...

 

[pleaz_me]

A few more.....

 

[techsan]

A few funnies.......

ROTFLMAO
p_m, I love that first notepad!!!

 

[pleaz_me]

How much do you love your job? Try this one ... the Lost Dr. Seuss Poem...

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c184/FantasyBB/smilies/c008.gif

 

[techsan]

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c184/FantasyBB/smilies/c008.gif

GOOD MORNING, lovely lady! How are you today?

 

[pleaz_me]

Can’t eat beef……….mad cow
Can't eat chicken . bird flu
Can't eat eggs ..
Salmonella
Can't eat pork ..
fears of trichinosis...
Can't eat fish ..
heavy metals in the waters has poisoned their meat
Can't eat fruits and veggies ..
insecticides and herbicides
Hmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!
M
M
M
M
M
M
M
M
M
M
M
I believe that leaves Chocolate!!!!!!!!



Remember - - -
"STRESSED"
spelled backwards is
" DESSERTS "

 

[pleaz_me]

GOOD MORNING, lovely lady! How are you today?

Doing well thank you........nothing a few more hours of sleep wouldn't cure, anyway

How are you doing sweetie?

 

[vfrman]

Can’t eat beef……….mad cow
Can't eat chicken . bird flu
Can't eat eggs ..
Salmonella
Can't eat pork ..
fears of trichinosis...
Can't eat fish ..
heavy metals in the waters has poisoned their meat
Can't eat fruits and veggies ..
insecticides and herbicides
Hmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!
M
M
M
M
M
M
M
M
M
M
M
I believe that leaves Chocolate!!!!!!!!




Remember - - -
"STRESSED"
spelled backwards is
" DESSERTS "

I hope you dont mind but I am going to borrow this for someone!

 

[pleaz_me]

I hope you dont mind but I am going to borrow this for someone!

Borrow away! Was an e-mail I received, had a picture of the green, sexy M&M, but I couldn't figure out how to keep the picture within it.

Glad you liked!

 

[techsan]

Can’t eat beef……….mad cow
...
I believe that leaves Chocolate!!!!!!!!

Remember - - -
"STRESSED"
spelled backwards is
" DESSERTS "

ROFL

I like the way you think!!!

 

[techsan]

Doing well thank you........nothing a few more hours of sleep wouldn't cure, anyway

How are you doing sweetie?

Hey! I'm vertical again. That's good!

 

[pleaz_me]

ROFL

I like the way you think!!!

I know have an excuse!

 

[pleaz_me]

Hey! I'm vertical again. That's good!

That's not always good dear............horizontal can be very very good!

 

[techsan]

That's not always good dear............horizontal can be very very good!

WEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllll, you are right there ... if you happen to be next to someone really nice!!! Would you like to come try my waterbed!

Actually what is had in mind is only semi-horizontal...

 

[pleaz_me]

WEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllll, you are right there ... if you happen to be next to someone really nice!!! Would you like to come try my waterbed!

Actually what is had in mind is only semi-horizontal...

*slips under the covers in that nice big waterbed*

 

[techsan]

*slips under the covers in that nice big waterbed*

*snuggle up to the pretty lady*

Mind if I steal a kiss?