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Newlyweds

A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a
remote log cabin resort way up in the mountains. They
had registered on Saturday and they had not been seen
for 5 days. An elderly couple ran the resort, and they
were getting concerned about the welfare of these
newlyweds. The old man decided to go and see if they
were all right. He knocked on the door of the cabin
and a weak voice from inside answered. The old man
asked if they were OK.

"Yes, we're fine. We're living on the fruits of love".

The old man replied, "I thought so ... would you mind
not throwing the peelings out the window ... they're
choking my rabbits!" :rose:
 
These aren't your typical laughs but I still found them interesting. In Germany, there is a trend to painting trailers for semi-truck rigs with a 3-d picture instead of the typical lettering and boring 2 dimensional pix. Some of these are worthy of a second look ...

Just the picture of this one made me reach for the brake pedal ...
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i306/eraney01/German1.jpg

But it's NOT a floppy sided box!!!
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i306/eraney01/German2.jpg

How DID they make the stuff stick to the ceiling???
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i306/eraney01/German3.jpg

Nope, there's only one driver and he's not in the yellow end!
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i306/eraney01/German4.jpg
 
copperbutterfly said:
Some incredible images Techsan! Thank you... :kiss: Are you getting recouperated? :D :kiss:
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Hi, sweet lady...yes, but very, VERY slowly...I don't think I'm meant to travel much any more...LOL

Here are some things to make you smile ...

- Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

- Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

- I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it So I said "Implants?" She hit me.

- How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America?

- A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Wow..that was fun!"

- I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

- When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk."

- Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

- Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !!

- Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?

- Wouldn't you know it...
- Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FATcells live forever.
- Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments
cannot be displayed outside?
- Bumper sticker of the year:
"If you can read this, thank a teacher - and, since it's in English, thank a soldier"

- And remember: life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
 
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A young woman...

A young woman from California purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted to get a good view of her land, so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top, she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the she slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her private parts. In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest doctor. He listened to her story then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help her. She sat and waited for three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He replied, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area."
 
Red Neck Mother

A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids..."WOW,"
the social worker exclaims,"are they ALL YOURS???"

"Yep they are all mine," the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, "Sit down Leroy."

All thechildren rush to find seats.

"Well," says the social worker, "then you must be here to signup. I'll need all your children's names."

"This one's my oldest - he is Leroy."

"OK, and who's next?"

"Well, this one he is Leroy, also." The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through the oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy. Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named Leighroy!

"All right," says the caseworker. "I'm seeing a pattern here. Are they ALL named Leroy?"

Their Momma replied, "Well, yes - it makes it easier. When it is time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!' An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an' they all comes arunnin.' An 'if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell 'Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin' them all Leroy."

The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says
tentatively, "But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole
bunch?"

"I call them by their last names."
 
wally2450 said:
A young woman from California purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted to get a good view of her land, so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top, she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the she slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her private parts. In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest doctor. He listened to her story then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help her. She sat and waited for three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He replied, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area."
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!
 
techsan said:
Red Neck Mother

A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids..."WOW,"
the social worker exclaims,"are they ALL YOURS???"

"Yep they are all mine," the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, "Sit down Leroy."

All thechildren rush to find seats.

"Well," says the social worker, "then you must be here to signup. I'll need all your children's names."

"This one's my oldest - he is Leroy."

"OK, and who's next?"

"Well, this one he is Leroy, also." The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through the oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy. Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named Leighroy!

"All right," says the caseworker. "I'm seeing a pattern here. Are they ALL named Leroy?"

Their Momma replied, "Well, yes - it makes it easier. When it is time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!' An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an' they all comes arunnin.' An 'if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell 'Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin' them all Leroy."

The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says
tentatively, "But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole
bunch?"

"I call them by their last names."
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http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e50/margiepants/ATT111257E11.gif
 
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