Laughter is Contagious
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A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office.
"Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?"
"Yes, I'm afraid so," the doctor told her.
There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied, "I'm wondering, then, just how serious is my condition because this prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS'."
"Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?"
"Yes, I'm afraid so," the doctor told her.
There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied, "I'm wondering, then, just how serious is my condition because this prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS'."
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Do you best but ...
An older Jewish gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to get the anesthesia he asked to speak to his son.
"Yes, Dad, what is it?"
"Don't be nervous, son; do your best and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me, your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife...."
An older Jewish gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to get the anesthesia he asked to speak to his son.
"Yes, Dad, what is it?"
"Don't be nervous, son; do your best and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me, your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife...."
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Hey, FC...here's another one for ya...FCGuy said:
Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for
omahaman2
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For this time of the year!!
Something Different in Valentine Sentiments
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk. But the thing I like best is getting you drunk.
9. Our love will never become cold and hollow, Unless one day you refuse to swallow.
8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store In hopes that, later, you'd become my whore.
7. This feels so good; it feels so right. I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.
6. You're a woman of style; You're a woman of class, 'Specially when I'm spanking your big, round, fat ass.
5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished. But now it's fulfilled, GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH!
4. Through all the things that came to pass, Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.
3. You're a honey, and you're a cutie. I just wish you had J-Lo's "booty."
2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny. So, right to the point, let's do it. I'm horny!
1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister, you should check out the one I gave to your sister.
Something Different in Valentine Sentiments
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk. But the thing I like best is getting you drunk.
9. Our love will never become cold and hollow, Unless one day you refuse to swallow.
8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store In hopes that, later, you'd become my whore.
7. This feels so good; it feels so right. I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.
6. You're a woman of style; You're a woman of class, 'Specially when I'm spanking your big, round, fat ass.
5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished. But now it's fulfilled, GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH!
4. Through all the things that came to pass, Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.
3. You're a honey, and you're a cutie. I just wish you had J-Lo's "booty."
2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny. So, right to the point, let's do it. I'm horny!
1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister, you should check out the one I gave to your sister.
pleaz_me
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Sooooooo truthful!techsan said:
{{{hehe...my bragging time....my grandpa is 97 years old! He still farms, still drives(legally),still flies his airplane(oops, illegally
) and up until a couple of months ago he lived on his own. Now he has a live-in caregiver, more for company than anything else, and is back home after recovering from pneumonia.......I believe it was 2 years ago he was out on the jet ski having a blast cuz "this may be my only chance!"......he's the greatest!}}}
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Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.
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When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
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You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
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I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.
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When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
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You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
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I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.
rozezwild
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pleaz_me said:Sooooooo truthful!
{{{hehe...my bragging time....my grandpa is 97 years old! He still farms, still drives(legally),still flies his airplane(oops, illegally
OMG i want a poppa like that
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