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G.R. said:Did you see the new ones, Studley? lots of dick sucking....my favorite!
Ravenloft said:Why can't you like COOL guys... Like Kevin Smith or something... Maybe Jason Lee, or Ben Afleck... Hell... Even Brian O'Halloran is better looking that Ewan...
Looks have nothing to do with it...It is hiw raw, sexual power, his hard driven words and his ability to meld into character, sometimes being hardly recongnizable, as in the case of his charachter, Curt Wilde, in Velvet Goldmine, or his role as Little Malcom. We are talking about a fucking legend here folks, not some grammy fucked, pretty boy!
Am I being too hard on the poor sod? Should I let up on him? YES!
I mean, its not like I dislike him or anything... Just that OTHER (MORE BETTER) men interest me more than that (No talent) sod... pipe down
Like how he acted (Acted... Hah! Thats a joke!) mad when Qui Gon got killed... I can act like I'm mad like twenty times better than he can! He didn't look mad to me... Just sorta perturbed... I mean, come on! If your jedi teacher was just slaughtered wouldn't you be in a total blood rage? He just looked like "Oh, your gonna get it now mister mean man..." as opposed to "Thats it! Your gonna DIE! No one steps on a church in my town!" Er... Wait... Wrong movie there... He split Darth Mallly puss in two, what the fuck more did you want! Besides, that "face" he was making wasn't of anger..It was "I can't wait to get the fuck outta here so I can go look at Gretchen's pussy.UUUGGGHHH!"
Anyway... What was I saying?
Oh yes!
My movie star obsession is better than your movie star obsession! So MLEH!![]()
I am not obsessed, meaning I would never run up to him screaming "OH Ewan!! Please touch me" and be all fucking rediculous and shit..
I would just stand from afar, looking at him from a distance, with my comehither look and when our eyes met, I would reel him in and as he approaches I would lick my lips gently, in wait of his kiss, and when our lips met I would feel him wrap his arms around me, and we would be entwind on the street....Then his gorgeous wife would come up and be mad at first, but I would grab her and kiss her deeply, and the three of us would staggar off to the hotel for a night of hot threesome action........
...OH,my god,I have to go now!!!
How deeply do you fantasize about Kevin who ever the fuck?