Last Words.

[Weevil]

BTW EvilBollWeevil...I used to live close to a statue to one of your relatives....

Oh yeah?? You used to live near the Disneyland?????

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Weevil]

Yeah Problem Child clued me in to it. Yeah for me, I'm slightly less stupid than I wuz a few weeks ago.

 

[ManOSafety]

Nope EBW, used to live in Enterprise, Alabama where they have a statue of a Boll Weevil...thanks to the boll weevil they switched crops to peanuts and the town survived

 

[Weevil]

Ahhhhh yes. That was my great grandpappy Hiram BollWeevil. He went from dopey southern town to dopey southern town fixing problems and saving the day. He was a friend to every man and lover to every woman. What were we talking about again??

 

[Xander]

I'd like to say, like so many other here. I love you as my last words.

But it'll probaly be something alone the lines of.

Hey! I lived life to the fullest. Now pull the Goddamn plug!

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

My last words are going to be " I will be back just another life to fuck up again"!

OF course the last person I see I will tell them to feel the burn baby lol inside joke or maybe not

 

[Weevil]

How about

"Relax guys the best thing to do when a Bear attacks your campsite is play dead." However if you said that your last words would be:

"AAAAGHHHHHH no please, not the face!!!!"

 

[Xander]

How about.

what happens if i push this butto......

 

[Pyper]

I'd like to make everybody really confused and say, "This is funny," just like Doc Holliday. What's funny? Everything, dammit! But barring that, the Oscar Wilde quote had me rolling on the floor.

 

[Azwed]

hey EvilBollWeevil

I know where that town is my mom is from right near by in Ozark. Some friends of hers stole the bollwevil statue from Enterprise back when she was in HS.

 

[Mensa]

Fade to black

I went to a psychic and she told me what my last words would be"Does this chicken taste funny to you?"

 

[willywanker]

Haven't work on my last words but I've said for years that the way I want to die is...

At the age of 90 to be killed by a jealous husband.

Now that would be the way to go, virile to the end.

 

[Nathon_88]

Well, I want my last words to simply be.

"Death is coming......Go answer the door, I'm going out the window."