Last Words.

[Weevil]

Do any of you have things that you would like to be your last words?

I just saw a TV show about a Serial Killer whose last words were "I'm going to have a peanut butter sandwhich and go to sleep" which pisses me off coz' thats what I wanted mine to be.

Damn Serial Killers.

 

[Siren]

I would like my last words to be...

 

[Weevil]

To paraphrase Emo Phillips, I think I would like my last words to be

"....A Truck."

 

[CreamyLady]

I want mine to be, "CreamyLady regrets that she is unable to attend; she has a prior engagement."

 

[Willing and Unsure]

the only thing better would be if squirrels could ride bicycles.

 

[Siren]

I WANT TO AMEND MY LAST POST....TO....

 

[ManOSafety]

This is an easy one...

I want my last words to be...

"Goodnight Angel, I Love You."



But if not that, then maybe something memorable like...

"Strike the tent" or
"Let us cross over the river and rest" or
"This wallpaper is killing me"

(BTW, can anyone identify who is credited with the above last lines )

 

[scylis]

"to quote the famous Xon.. *clutches chest* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

 

[CelestialBody]

I love you

 

[Weevil]

The last one sounds like something Oscar Wilde said on his deathbed. He looked at the Wallpaper and said

"One of us must go"

 

[Dillinger]

Somewhat on the topic - Famous last words:

James Joyce - "Does nobody understand?"

Timothy Leary - "Why not? Yeah."

Dylan Thomas - "I've had 18 straight whiskies. I think that's the record."

Beethoven - "Friends applaud, the comedy is finished."

Oscar Wilde - "Either that wallpaper goes or I do."

 

[Iris]

Mine?

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

 

[ManOSafety]

oops...BollWeevil and Dillinger caught my paraphrase...

 

[Weevil]

Yeah but the dictionary of humorous quotations that I have says that its one of those bullshit apocryphal things that got started by his friends who probably would have like him to say something like that.

 

[Blackbich]

I'm with CB, I want my last words to be I Love You to my family.

 

[Dillinger]

Humphrey Bogart - "I should never have switched from scotch to martinis."

Lou Costello - "That was the best ice-cream soda I ever tasted."

Malcolm X - "Lets cool it, brothers."

Eugene O' Neill - "I knew it, I knew it. Born in a hotel room - and God damn it - died in a hotel room."

General John Sedgewick - "They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..."

 

[ManOSafety]

CelestialBody

BTW - I Love You

 

[CelestialBody]

Re: CelestialBody

 

[ManOSafety]

ack, I'm sorry darlin...I thought the hint was that you liked to be told we love you, not that you only wanted to hear those three words once before you die...please forgive my insignificant little peabrained misinterpretation of your wishes my beautiful goddess I don't really love you, I was just trying to get some flirting or sex anyway...lol

 

[Weevil]

For celestial body

Oh I'm sure its not a death sentence. Besides I'm sure you hear it every day

And if not I Love You

 

[Isolde]

Pass the chocolate

And if you think I am kidding you dont know the depths of my addiction.

 

[scylis]

damn, that doll of yours is sexy! love the hair!

 

[Weevil]

I'm with Skyless on that. Its nice.

but Devil Horns???? Jeez its like everyone has them.

 

[ManOSafety]

I agree that Isolde has a sexy doll, but I've mentioned my doll fetish someplace on this board before...so I kinda find all of them sexy...hehehe


BTW EvilBollWeevil...I used to live close to a statue to one of your relatives....

 

[scylis]

i like 'em... everyone else's is red or ivory