Last words spoken out loud with no one around

[HoneyMeadows]

Here we go again!

 

[HoneyMeadows]

Are you kidding me?! A little notice would have been nice!

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

Jesus take the wheel

Damn I had it in my head that you were moaning for semen.

 

[steelyblue73]

One of those seems right.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Damn I had it in my head that you were moaning for semen.

That's Jizzus Take The Load.... easy mix up

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

That's Jizzus Take The Load.... easy mix up

The New Religion. Hey, it can't do any worse than whats already been.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

The New Religion. Hey, it can't do any worse than whats already been.

I'm running for High Priestess of Deviance.

Vote for me?

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

I'm running for High Priestess of Deviance.

Vote for me?

Always, but how do we cast our votes? Be sure to get very detailed and descriptive.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Always, but how do we cast our votes? Be sure to get very detailed and descriptive.

There will be an oath and kneeling? Probably some kind of unholy communion?

 

[Orchidea73]

Dio aiutaci! Ma perché tutte le merdate vengono dall'America?!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

It's convenient how your phone works when you want it to.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Just shut your fucking mouth.. no one cares.

 

[Mrtenant]

Those are some nice fucking tits

 

[Diosax]

Dio aiutaci! Ma perché tutte le merdate vengono dall'America?!

Si!

 

[Diosax]

Just shut your fucking mouth.. no one cares.

I haven't say anything!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I will not buy a candy bar. I will not buy a candy bar. I will not buy a candy bar!

 

[AmberLGreen]

I will not buy a candy bar. I will not buy a candy bar. I will not buy a candy bar!

Buy two candy bars. Buy two candy bars. Buy two candy bars.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Buy two candy bars. Buy two candy bars. Buy two candy bars.

Shhhhhhh! Don't be a bad influence! lol

 

[Esslemont]

If I don’t puke at least twice tonight...

Then it was a waste of time.

Rad.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

and another one gone and another one gone and another one bites the dust...

 

[Xerxes82]

Well that is disappointing to learn.

 

[cheekygirl75]

and another one gone and another one gone and another one bites the dust...

Who?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Who?

What? I can't sing to myself?

 

[MedicalMuse]

Hoochie daddy shorts really are a thing. Huh.

 

[Shenanigans90]

Yes