Last time you got a blow job?

[Beck31]

doesn't have to be irl either.

 

[Carnevil9]

I hope that wasn't the last time!

 

[Beck31]

I hope that wasn't the last time!

Lol. Funny.

 

[FloridaSmoothie]

Can't remember. But a few weeks ago my wife offered one if I did something for her; so I have one coming (pun intended).

 

[burntnorton]

Why would you like to know?

 

[MrEd63]

Not since December 2010 - not that I've been counting or missing cumming in her hot, wet mouth

 

[Mercury_Maniac]

never had one.

 

[Beck31]

Why would you like to know?

just wondering. people ask all kinds of questions like that. especially on this specific board.

 

[RepressedGuy]

My last blow job was about a month ago, my next blow job should be in a few hours as long as nothing gets derailed today.

It was especially nice last time because I commanded her to "make me come in your mouth" and she did so. She's a good swallower.

This time I will command her to take it all in (DT) to the best of her ability and make her tell me where she wants me to come. Whatever she says, I'm planning on a facial finish this time around.

Ahh, this afternoon can't come quickly enough.

 

[burntnorton]

just wondering. people ask all kinds of questions like that. especially on this specific board.

Sounds good. Received a RL blowjob yesterday afternoon, Christmas Cheer and all that. Also had someone describe a really hot and lurid one to me over the weekend. Best of both worlds I'd say. Both were equally hot, just in different ways.

 

[Beck31]

Sounds good. Received a RL blowjob yesterday afternoon, Christmas Cheer and all that. Also had someone describe a really hot and lurid one to me over the weekend. Best of both worlds I'd say. Both were equally hot, just in different ways.

Thats good.

 

[bcassidy123]

Saving myself for Beck...

 

[jasper3738]

Last

It's been a long long time

 

[Carnevil9]

Two days ago. And I STILL can't get the taste out of my mouth!

 

[thewantonwife]

um, i've never received a blow job, but i gave one to my Husband/Sir on Sunday night.

Not to be a shameless blog-promoting tart, but you can read about it on my blog. It's called Bound For Him

 

[PeteHulbert37]

It's been about 10 years.

 

[amofiga]

Because of our ages and relatively frequent issues with vaginal dryness and some discomfort, our primary sexual activity anymore is oral. I'd say blowjobs and pussy eating represent about 80-90% of our sexual playtime. I suppose some people would think that a good thing and other's not. Still, it is what it is and life goes on.

 

[MatthewVett]

doesn't have to be irl either.

Just quoting for posterity. Need to preserve the past and all that. That being said, I don't think it counts if it's not irl. At least, the cops told me they couldn't arrest my neighbor for killing me in a dream, it had to be in real life. I think that's bullshit, personally.

 

[Emerson40]

Imaginary tongues on my make-believe balls

Last time you got a blow job?

doesn't have to be irl either.

Hey Joel?!?!

Howz it going?

I am currently receiving an imaginary blow job. I am sitting in an airport lounge and my two sexy make-believe girlfriends are tag teaming me right now.

I hope I remember to tell my partners I’m about to come so they can prepare for my imaginary release.

 

[Beck31]

Hey Joel?!?!

Howz it going?

I am currently receiving an imaginary blow job. I am sitting in an airport lounge and my two sexy make-believe girlfriends are tag teaming me right now.

I hope I remember to tell my partners I’m about to come so they can prepare for my imaginary release.

Lulz.

 

[Aurelia_Malys]

LM and Emerson, you 2 always make me laugh!!!

Beck, to answer your question (in a round-about way) .... I gave my husband a blowjob about 3 weeks ago .... and am dying to do it again - but being on separate sides of an ocean kinda hinders that.

 

[DirkPitt06]

Man it has been too fucking long! My gf's jaw gets tired out really easily and causes her fairly significant pain in odd positions.

 

[DarkPleasures]

Just quoting for posterity. Need to preserve the past and all that. That being said, I don't think it counts if it's not irl. At least, the cops told me they couldn't arrest my neighbor for killing me in a dream, it had to be in real life. I think that's bullshit, personally.

"Lit's LIKE Button"!

 

[DarkPleasures]

Man it has been too fucking long! My gf's jaw gets tired out really easily and causes her fairly significant pain in odd positions.

You could always try one of those imaginary ones to receive some imaginary release.

 

[DirkPitt06]

I do! I really do! Its that lack of a tongue, gets to me.