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liketojo

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I recently started to search fo BJ toys for men. I think they are different form pussy fleshlight toys but I've never tried that type of toy either so I wouldn't know which might be better. I think I'd like a blow job toy. Any recommendations?
 
Every few years I bother to look into it again, and every single time, it turns out to be a giant disappointment.

You think you are going to find something that can be at least some sort of approximation to the feeling you are after.
And after browsing and reading rave reviews of all sorts, you end up with what is essentially a two lbs heavy thermos looking thing, that sounds like Darth Vader suffering from asthma.
It has never turned out to be anything but a giant waste of money in my experience.

The option I have found that actually works okay-ish for me, is the simple silicone male masturbator.

Hop on Amazon. Find something in silicone, that shows a cross-section of the inside that looks like something from your eight grade biology textbook with weird twists and turns.
That means you will probably find some spot in there that hits right.

Ignore anything battery operated and anything that screams about being ultra-realistic 3D modeled with 3 different vibrators inside and 27 pre-programmed patterns. It is all just bullshit.

Make sure you aren't buying from some Chinese pop-up store, so you wont end up poisoning yourself.

At least make sure the retailer has an actual company name and an address, so you have someone you can sue if you get phthalic acid ester poisoning via your dick, or gangrene from bacteria taking up residence in allegedly "safe PTE" (there is no such thing. Porous silicone-like materials should never be used for sex toys...)

So yeah, do spend the whole $20 to get yourself a brand-name toy instead of going for the $12 deal.

Then cross your fingers and hope that in 5-10-15 years, engineering will actually manage to make a BJ toy for men that is worth shit. But don't hold your breath.
 
I've never tried a cock ring. How does it enhance the pleasure? I'm tired of cleaning the fleshlight.
 
After trying a few , very disappointed in them. So warm coconut oil and my big hand at this point. But i wish i could find something
 
Nothing beats the real thing. Sorry but its true. Id like to offer my mouth up for another man to use as a sex toy
However, a good fleshlight with adjustable suction is a good investment. I was lucky and found a used on on CL. Yes I said used!! a guy bought it, his GF refused to let him use it so he sold it. It was cleanšŸ˜.
That and anal beads
 
My sex toys have always been the classics, just a variety of dildos of different length and width.
Iā€™ve never found an actual toy that works well on my cock
 
Nothing beats the real thing. Sorry but its true. Id like to offer my mouth up for another man to use as a sex toy
However, a good fleshlight with adjustable suction is a good investment. I was lucky and found a used on on CL. Yes I said used!! a guy bought it, his GF refused to let him use it so he sold it. It was cleanšŸ˜.
That and anal beads
Of course nothing beats the real thing! But toys are fun too. I do enjoy mine!
 
I've had several toys and found most to be disappointing. My hand and warm oil have never left me disappointed.
 
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