Last Person to Win?

[SamScribble]

Or a wet one. . . . .

Reminds me of the story of the cock pheasant who offered to give the lighthouse keeper's cat a ride back to the mainland.

'Are you sure?' the cat asked.

'Yeah. It's not far,' the pheasant said. 'Climb on my back.'

In fact it was rather further than the pheasant realised. And, as they got closer and closer to the mainland, the pheasant became more and more tired. Eventually, the pheasant could carry on no longer, and they dropped from the sky into the sea.

Ah, yes, dear reader, where there's a tired cock there's often a wet pussy.

 

[Handley_Page]

Reminds me of the story of the cock pheasant who offered to give the lighthouse keeper's cat a ride back to the mainland.

'Are you sure?' the cat asked.

'Yeah. It's not far,' the pheasant said. 'Climb on my back.'

In fact it was rather further than the pheasant realised. And, as they got closer and closer to the mainland, the pheasant became more and more tired. Eventually, the pheasant could carry on no longer, and they dropped from the sky into the sea.

Ah, yes, dear reader, where there's a tired cock there's often a wet pussy.

 

[Rustyoznail]

Geez, this was buried nice and deep.

 

[SamScribble]

Geez, this was buried nice and deep.

Once was lost but now is found

 

[_Lynn_]

Geez, this was buried nice and deep.

Nice and deep works for me.

 

[Candy_Kane54]

Geez, this was buried nice and deep.

Yes, but daylight will always find it in the end ...

 

[SamScribble]

Yes, but daylight will always find it in the end ...

Oh. In the end? So that's where it was. You should have said.

 

[TxRad]

Lynn, we found your flashlight.

 

[Handley_Page]

Nice and deep works for me.

I think that works for all of us./
How you doin' ?

 

[SamScribble]

I think that works for all of us.

It worked for Barry White

 

[Handley_Page]

who ??

 

[Rustyoznail]

You know Barry. The real estate agent in Melbourne.

 

[Handley_Page]

You know Barry. The real estate agent in Melbourne.

Is 'e still in business, then ?

 

[Rustyoznail]

Oh yes. At his 2% commission and booming house prices, he's making a killing.

 

[Handley_Page]

Oh yes. At his 2% commission and booming house prices, he's making a killing.

Only 2% ?

 

[Rustyoznail]

On a $1M house, that's a good scam.

 

[Candy_Kane54]

BTTT ...

 

[Rustyoznail]

BUTT...

 

[SamScribble]

BUTT...

Butter, the devil you know

 

[Handley_Page]

Butter, the devil you know

And recently quite expensive. . .

 

[Candy_Kane54]

And recently quite expensive. . .

that, and eggs are getting ridiculous ...

 

[Rustyoznail]

that, and eggs are getting ridiculous ...

Yes, they are.

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[Handley_Page]

Just the sort of pan my Ex would appreciate. . .

 

[_Lynn_]

Lynn, we found your flashlight.

I should have figured you had it.

 

[TxRad]

I should have figured you had it.

Hey good looking, what's ya got cookin'.