last night i got arseraped.

[dolf]

And it really fucking hurt. Lots.
And cable ties hurt. Lots.
Handy tip: it hurts a hell of a lot less (though it still really fucking hurts) when you don't struggle.

*sitting sidesaddle*

Did I mention how much it hurt?

 

[PoppingTom]

are you satisfied now ?

 

[dolf]

are you satisfied now ?

I was.
But that was last night.
Now I'm awake again.
Men sleep too much!

 

[Byron In Exile]

Arseraping tires me out.

 

[CandiCame]

Arseraping tires me out.

Yeah, there's a lot of cardio involved.

 

[dolf]

Arseraping tires me out.

Yeah, there's a lot of cardio involved.

You guys are such whiners!

He also beat me around the head. Half the board will be jealous of that.

 

[CandiCame]

You guys are such whiners!

He also beat me around the head. Half the board will be jealous of that.

Better then the night I've had.

Edit: Plus, what whinning? You gotta get in cardio everywhere you can. That's how you stay fit.

 

[SkAoUt]

There is a lot of butt hurt going on around here. Why should you be exempt?

 

[run_silent]

You have given me mental images that I will carry for days. Thank you.

 

[lovetoread]

Getting arseraped doesn't sound like fun.

 

[SeaDaddy1]

Is this what people do for fun these days? My ass hurts just thinking about it.

 

[Byron In Exile]

You guys are such whiners!

Whiners??

You bitch!

You were having us on this whole time, weren't you?

Silly stupid fun bitch.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Yeah, there's a lot of cardio involved.

Omg... how the fuck old do you think I am??

Piledriver is a hard position.

If a guy just wants to get himself off, then it's over in minutes.

 

[Byron In Exile]

He also beat me around the head. Half the board will be jealous of that.

See... and here is where I really don't get what you're saying.

Is this Engish?

"Beat me around the dead?"

That sounds tragically non-sexual.

 

[mediocre]

Getting arseraped doesn't sound like fun.

Then you aren't doing it right.

 

[neci]

it's about damn time.

 

[Byron In Exile]

it's about damn time.

It might take a few weeks before she's ready for more.

The rest of you guys... fucking stop gawking.

I'm exploring some guy's brain with an ice pick, trying to get the bullet out.

 

[lovetoread]

Then you aren't doing it right.

Yea, I just found out by the powers that be that it's not supposed to go in your ear!

Who knew?

 

[dolf]

Better then the night I've had.

Edit: Plus, what whinning? You gotta get in cardio everywhere you can. That's how you stay fit.

Yeah, your night sucked...
I ache all over. Cardio was the least of it.

There is a lot of butt hurt going on around here. Why should you be exempt?

Ha! I almost posted something along those lines.
Sudden empathy with certain posters.

You have given me mental images that I will carry for days. Thank you.

Good or bad?

Getting arseraped doesn't sound like fun.

It wasn't at the time but the headfuck afterwards was insane.

See... and here is where I really don't get what you're saying.

Is this Engish?

"Beat me around the dead?"

That sounds tragically non-sexual.

It was weirdly sexual. He'll be tender and sensual then, just as I start to relax, he starts slapping me about, then starts again with the cock assault. I never know quite where I am and I never quite relax.

it's about damn time.

isn't it just? It had been too many months since I got properly fucked.

This guy is sick. I like him.

 

[trysail]

Have you discovered your perfect soporific?

 

[dolf]

Have you discovered your perfect soporific?

If he never needed sleep or recovery time, if he could O ten times a day, then yes.

I shouldn't complain. The guy is like a teenager in recovery time but still has some serious staying power.

*sigh*

 

[Saint Peter]

It stinks in here.

 

[dolf]

It stinks in here.

My arse smells like rose petals!

 

[Saint Peter]

My arse smells like rose petals!

I know that!

 

[CandiCame]

Omg... how the fuck old do you think I am??

Piledriver is a hard position.

If a guy just wants to get himself off, then it's over in minutes.

...that is so sad.