Laptop keyoards are designed for smurfs

[Aquila]

Or some other creature with amazingly small fingers and hands.
My hand covers 2/3s of the damn keyboard.

I swear to God I could make a fortune designing consumer goods designed for people that arent short small people like everything else is made for.


In any case, night folks.

 

[seXieleXie]

i have small hands. my laptop keyboard is perfect.

 

[Lady Mondegreen]

Or some other creature with amazingly small fingers and hands.
My hand covers 2/3s of the damn keyboard.

I swear to God I could make a fortune designing consumer goods designed for people that arent short small people like everything else is made for.


In any case, night folks.

Do you play base?

 

[Aquila]

no but I play the saxaphone. bari sax and tenor sax.
no biggie.

 

[Never]

Aquila:
Or some other creature with amazingly small fingers and hands.
My hand covers 2/3s of the damn keyboard."

Women. Keyboards are modeled off of typewriters and typewriters were used mostly by the pink-collar group while they were first developed.

If it's any consolation research suggest that the thickness of a man's fingers correlates with the thickness of his penis.

 

[Lasz]

You know I think these items are so small because they are moslty made in asia.

Just a guess.

 

[Aquila]

You know, I'm seriously considering taking a hammer to this thing.

 

[RastaPope]

You know I think these items are so small because they are moslty made in asia.

Just a guess.

yep. japs are small.

 

[Weevil]

Or some other creature with amazingly small fingers and hands.
My hand covers 2/3s of the damn keyboard.

I swear to God I could make a fortune designing consumer goods designed for people that arent short small people like everything else is made for.


In any case, night folks.

Wow, people in the west sure have it tough folks. Sometimes our computers aren't big enough for us to type comfortably.

Cry me a fucking river.

Ho.

 

[Minkey Boodle]

It's really quite easy to use a full-sized keyboard with a laptop, ya know.

 

[Aquila]

Re: Re: Laptop keyoards are designed for smurfs

Wow, people in the west sure have it tough folks. Sometimes our computers aren't big enough for us to type comfortably.

Cry me a fucking river.

Ho.

Have I offended your third world, we can't make it on our own so we depend on the state for everything mentality? Is my post an affront to your honorable 30 hour work weeks and twice the amount of vacation as the western world? Did I somehow step on your poorly held ideals of superiority?
Im so sorry, I don't mean to hurt your tender feel bads, would you like me to find someone to kiss it and make it better?
Did I make you jealous for living the life hard work and a capitolist system has given me?

I do hope you will take the first opportunity to suckle at the balls of a good eastern sow. Make sure you remember to cup those balls while your doing it to.

 

[Aquila]

It's really quite easy to use a full-sized keyboard with a laptop, ya know.

Yeah, that would have required forethought on my part above and beyond just grabbing the puter bag as I headed out the door.
sometimes I can be somewhat absent minded.

 

[Ljbonobo]

I've found that it really depends on the laptop. I've seen some that I felt really cramped typing on. However, mine feels just like a fullsize keyboard. I would suggest next time you buy one to shop around a little and find the keyboard that fits you.

 

[Weevil]

Re: Re: Re: Laptop keyoards are designed for smurfs

Have I offended your third world, we can't make it on our own so we depend on the state for everything mentality? Is my post an affront to your honorable 30 hour work weeks and twice the amount of vacation as the western world? Did I somehow step on your poorly held ideals of superiority?
Im so sorry, I don't mean to hurt your tender feel bads, would you like me to find someone to kiss it and make it better?
Did I make you jealous for living the life hard work and a capitolist system has given me?

I do hope you will take the first opportunity to suckle at the balls of a good eastern sow. Make sure you remember to cup those balls while your doing it to.

Wow, that post made absolutely no sense.

 

[Aquila]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Laptop keyoards are designed for smurfs

Wow, that post made absolutely no sense.

No speaky english?

would you preffer
Francaise
Ruski
Svenska

 

[Never]

Aquila, Weevil is from North America.

 

[Cuckolded_BlK_Male]

Or some other creature with amazingly small fingers and hands.
My hand covers 2/3s of the damn keyboard.

I swear to God I could make a fortune designing consumer goods designed for people that arent short small people like everything else is made for.


In any case, night folks.

They are made in Asia after all.
I often wonder if the korean or Indonesian person who manufactures my size 16 US shoes thinks that America is a land of giants.

As to the keyboards, there are laptops with fold-out fullsize keyboards ... or plug-in fullsize keyboards.